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I STILL Want My HDTV
jhaberman writes: "Slate.com has an opinion piece talking about the horrific mess the HDTV rollout has been. It seems everyone's
been to blame from the hardware manufacturers, to the cable/satellite companies,
to the producers of the actual shows. I fell into the trap a year ago buying a
top of the line Sony Wega digital TV and I STILL don't have ANY HDTV! Here's why..."
bork bork bork!!!
It is just now that I have realized what I was really tuning into each and every Saturday morning was in actuality Socialist Propaganda!! Yes that is correct, Papa Smurf and all of his little Smurf minions are not the happy little characters Hanna Barbara would have us believe! The cartoon was really created by the Russian government in order to indoctrinate the youngest members of western society with Socialist beliefs and ideals thus destroying their resistance to the imminent Russian invasion that was to occur when this generation (my generation) grew up.
To prove my point I submit that 1.) They live in a communal village and are discouraged to leave the village without the company of their fellow Smurfs. 2.) Every Smurf has his own specific job and does not deviate from that job. The job even becomes part of their personality and their name (Brainy Smurf, Handy Smurf, etc.) 3.) If ever a Smurf decides to strike out on his own he is cast into danger in some way of another and it is up to the collective to save him. 4.) Papa Smurf looks an awful lot like Karl Marx plus, he wears all that red.
And let us not forget Smurfette, the lone female Smurf and the embodiment of community property.
In the face of such convincing evidence, it is easy to mark the Smurfs as the Socialists they are, and their nemeses Gargamel (and his maladjusted cat Azrael, a not so subtle attack on ISRAEL) is the personification of Capitalism; out for himself and profit trying to destroy the peaceful commune of Smurfs.
Thankfully our resistance was not destroyed, thanks to the determination of other cartoons such as G.I. Joe and Richie Rich who's goal it was to instill in the children of the western world the morals and values of Capitalism.
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Da man does it again!
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I MAY JUST GET A FIRST POIST ON SLASHDOT!!! HURRAY FOR OPEN SOURCE POWER!!! HDTV 2DAY!!! stupid lame filter(Use the Preview Button! Check those URLs! Don't forget the h(Use the Preview Button! Check those URLs! Don't forget the h
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Hate when that happens! :-)
Heh, if I were you I would try the "if you* had a life, you wouldn't be reading /." track if I were you. Now *that* might sting a bit...
http://rareformnewmedia.com/
It always amazes me how idiots will blabber on about something they don't have a single clue about.
Hehehe.
"And ethanol combustion still produces some greenhouse gas emissions, if you believe in that sort of thing."
The carbon in the ehtanol was pulled out of the air by the corn to begin with, so the net result is that there is no increase in the overall level of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.
Fossil fuels on the other hand, represent carbon that has been lock away from the atmosphere for millenia, thus burning *them* does indeed add to greenhouse emissions.
Yeah, and unless something else has changed, it's a Vega.
If you fall off a building, go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will be like hey, free dummy