Lance Bass to Continue to Plague Earth's Surface

thepooleboy writes "Looks like N'Sync member Lance Bass is NOT going to be shot into space! Yahoo News reports that Rosaviakosmos has not begun talks with Bass or MirCorp. "[Bass' flight] is just an advertising stunt, I can promise you," Spokesman Sergei Gorbunov said. "This is better advertising than he could ever pay for." Good! I'm glad that no cheezy teen pop videos will be staged on the ISS. At least not in the near future..."

Comments

I still say they should do it...

[wrinkledshirt]

...only without the rocket.

Re:boy band members wanted

[ArtDent]

I think I'd be perfect. I'm in my mid-twenties, but I can easily pass for 16.

I can't sing; I can't dance. I definately can't write songs or play any instruments. Hell, I can barely dress myself.

Where do I sign up?

I guess he was

[thumbtack]

Out of Sync with the mission goals.

Re:Lance Bass careening into deep space

[AndroidCat]

And remember, NO SINGING!

But Commander, I just want to sing .. sing ..

STOP THAT!

In Space, no one can hear N'Synch. . . .

[Salgak1]

. . .and now we take you to the ISS, sometime in the future. . . .

(Lance Bass): Excuse me, Mister Astronaut, but after all this Tang(tm), I gotta whizz something awful. Where's the john up here ???

(Astronaut): Certainly.... go through that round hatch, close it, and spin the wheel. When the light turns red, press the big red button on the wall, and the door will open to the waste disposal area. . . .

(a minute goes by)

(outside view) Lance Bass's corpse floating in vacuum

And people think spending money on the ISS is a waste (evil grin)

You want to get the Earth destroyed?

[wowbagger]

Come on people, think this one through!

We are already under a strict "No Contact" ban in the Galactic Confederation - we go shooting NSync members into space and we will downgraded from "Not ready for contact" to "Dangerous - destroy immediately".