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Fighting Spam With A 17th Century Law

Posted by Hemos on from the look-to-the-past-for-our-current-tools dept.

A reader writes "Here is an interesting article which describes how a law from the year 1610 could make Spam illegal in Australia. The same story in german can be found here." Actually, since the law stems from King James I (the VI, if you are Scottish), as such, could be held British Commonwealth wide.

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  1. Created in response to this by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's well known that this was enacted after this scroll was found kingdom-wide, causing no end of ladies to faint, the filling of dustbins and a temporary shortage of parchment:

    Lords and squires,

    Were you aware of the fact that you could increaseth the size of your penis by as much as half a cubit? Come visit the apothecary and essay the new miracle tonic by Dr. Goodfellow! You'll have all the fair maidens screaming, 'Good Knight!'

    :)

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  2. This could get interesting by cecil36 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder what type of legal precedent could be set should a ruling be made against spam. I could imagine the judge saying "Thou art guilty of spamming. Thou shalt be sentenced to spend the rest of thy mortal life with Bernard Shifman in the royal dungeon."

  3. Half a cubit?!?!? by wiredog · · Score: 5, Funny

    IIRC, a cubit is roughly 3 feet (1 meter). I think the ladies would run screaming for the exits if they saw that waving around!

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  4. Brings back memories... by bachelor3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The ancient law forbids a person from interfering with the goods and chattels of another person without their consent.

    Ah, I remember the first time I had my chattels interfered with. It was at a drive-in...uh...no, wait. I think I misunderstood.

  5. Cool! by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny


    Does that mean that 17th century punishments apply? Beheading? Burning at the stake?

  6. Ancient Laws... by DrWhom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, okay ... that's the porn sorted. D'you think we could use the Anti-Witchcraft laws now to get rid of pop-ups, pop-unders, pop-bys and the rest!?

  7. Re:Can't we do better? by Sabalon · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, what I'm seeing here is that if anyone does something to me over the internet that I don't like, I get corn?

    Lets send this solution to everyone via mass e-mails labeled "MAKE CORN FAST!!!" ;)