Microsoft Seeks Dismissal with 9 Dissenting States
zalix writes "Microsoft is seeking a dismissal of the
case brought by the 9 States who have refused to settle. In court papers filed
yesterday Microsoft claims that the states have no contitutional authority to
bring such action stating that "Permitting the nonsettling states to seek
sweeping, nationwide relief under the federal antitrust laws and would raise serious
constitutional questions," They go on to state "This would destroy Windows desktop operating systems as a stable and consistent development platform,"."
ahem... yeah right...
stop windows from being stable...
tsss...
This would destroy Windows desktop operating systems as a stable and consistent development platform (emphasis mine)
This must be the internal, Microsoft-only version of Windows, then. The only Windows that I use is unstable and cranky as hell.
"This would destroy Windows desktop operating systems as a stable [...] platform,"
They have GOT to be joking!
Thanks to file sharing, I purchase more CDs
Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
"This would destroy Windows desktop operating systems as a stable and consistent development platform,"
/me shakes head, slowly walking in circles.
Does this mean that MS's products are stable and consistent now? Damn, they must be doing good drugs in Redmond. Win2k server is somewhat more stable than WinNT, but nowhere near a unix box.
--- Think of it as evolution in action ---
...that Microsoft releases these statements just to watch the inevitable flames on message boards like this one.
"This would destroy Windows desktop operating systems as a stable and consistent development platform,"
Can you moderate a press release as -1 Troll?
It hurts when I pee.
Havent they already done that?...
""This would destroy Windows desktop operating systems as a stable and consistent development platform,".
Ok can someone please tell me when windows has ever been a stable and consistent development platforom.
"This would destroy Windows desktop operating systems as a stable and consistent development platform," said Microsoft.
Isn't this like saying they want to keep the illegal practices like bundling stuff to destroy competition or forcing OEM to take the all-and-alone-or-nothing Windows license?
I mean, this comes to me as shocking...
unfinished: (adj.)
"This would destroy Windows desktop operating systems as a stable and consistent development platform"
! !
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(let me take a breath and calm down)
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(sputter)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
LOL
"This would destroy Windows desktop operating systems as a stable and consistent development platform."
Insert joke here.
TheFrood
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