Perl 5.7.3 out!
jeek writes "Perl 5.7.3 is out. This should be the last development version before 5.8.0 comes out in April or May." You can download it from CPAN or get a copy of it from SourceForge.net. If you have some free time try downloading it and testing it. According to the included perldelta.pod file, the highlights are: better Unicode support, new thread implementation, many new modules, better numeric accuracy, safe signals, and a completely overhauled and improved regression test suite.
And it's still shitty.
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P.S. Bite! You've been bitten by the Original AIDS Monkey! You have AIDS now!
Or wait for Parrot.
Perl is a dead stinking Camel carcass.
Perl 6 should be rather more interesting; it'll be a completely new architecture, with the Perl itself parsed by, um, Perl (5), which will then generate bytecode for the semi-language-independent bytecode engine Parrot, which will execute it (and let the Perl5 'compiler' migrate and become self hosting).
:)
.NET, only with Perl as the base language rather than C#
This will allow Perl to concentrate on developing the language rather than the engine that drives it, and even better, let other languages in on the act; want to write your own little language and want it to run anywhere *and* use Perl modules? Code to Parrot bytecode.
This extends to other languages; Python and Ruby bods seem to take it quite seriously, so even if your admins refuse to install $flavour_of_the_month language, you can still grab the backend in Parrot bytecode and target your scripts to Parrot.
And, being Perl, it's sure to end up everywhere. That is, assuming they every actually come up with something that works before the Universe ends
* waits for someone to compare it to
Perl is a shittly language for fat web coders. Another thing, I'd like to congradulate slashdot on their wonderful obtrusive 200x200 pixel IBM advertisement.