Every Species on Earth
nickynicky9doors writes: "National Geographic News relates that scientists to date have identified less than 2 million distinct species with from 10 million to more than 100 million still undiscovered. Likening this dearth of information to doing chemistry knowing only one third of the periodic table, biologist Terry Gosliner is involved in the All Species Foundation. The foundation is attempting to discover, identify and classify every living species and place the catalogue online over the next 25 years. It is hoped new technology and new recruits to the field of taxonomy will make the timetable viable."
Then turn them off!
Where the WIPO Troll? Where he at!?
Hi, Mr. WIPO Troll.
Tubgirl??? Is it true you dated the WIPO Troll???
You ARE the WIPO Troll, aren't you? WHERE IS THE WIPO TROLL!?!?
I've discovered the rare large-breasted-cock-gobbler working just 5 cubies away....
Isn't that taxodermy?
I think he's Egg Troll.
To whom Jon Katz belongs?
He's KLERCK, you fool. Page-widening idiot, is what he is!!
. . . Stop me before I post again!
I was thinking more of the Burns "See My Vest" song.
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.
Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs,
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.
WIPO confessed... were you gone when it happened? Or are you just stupid?
All your species are belong to us.
Slashdot is like a big gaping vagina just waiting for a juicy penis to slam into it.
He had more courage than any other troll
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"Living things are mostly H,C,N,O,S and P."
;^)
Yes, but on Wheel of Fortune, in the final puzzle, they give you R,S,T,L,N, and E.
So who's right?
Dad... is that you?
Oh, man - what are doin' on Slashdot - you're embarrasing me.