Carrot, an Open Source C++ scripting module for Apache
Fons Rademakers writes: "ROOT-Apache (aka Carrot) is an open source scripting module for the Apache webserver. Based on the ROOT framework which is using C++ as scripting language, via the CINT interpreter, it has a number of powerful features, including the ability to embed C++ code into HTML pages, run interpreted and compiled C++ macros, dynamically extend the framework with external libraries, access and manipulate databases, and generate graphics on-the-fly, among many others."
Finally, a web-server scripting environment giving you all the features you always missed, like coredumps, buffer overflows and format string errors...
Programming can be fun again. Film at 11.