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To The Pain
Reedo writes: "If you enjoy gaming and pain, this is for you. Two German designers have developed the Painstation, which is basically a revamped Pong. Except for one major difference - The PEU(Pain Execution Unit), which delivers a dose of pain to your left hand in the form of heat, punches or electroshock, when you mess up."
all i want is to play pong, why must i suffer?! why?!
"you sonofabitch i didn't know!"
first post! what's this 20 second rule?
How will this affect their scheisse-porn industry?
It's called carpal tunnel ...
This isn't as much "normalization" as it is "don't take so many drugs when you're designing tables."
I just wanted to use my high karma points to help deteriorate Slashdot, just a little. Here we go.
First of all, I hate the editors. They can all suck my tiny little cock. Those bastards are such greedy, blooding sucking fuck offs. Words cannot even begin to describe how much I hate those guys. I even hate them more than Kenny. They reject awesome stories and then post lots of bullshit and other corporate sponsored crap. On top of that, they flood our faces with lots of stupid, ugly ads. There are really two words that sum them up entirely: "sell outs".
Secondly, Slashdot sucks RoboTroll's balls. You know why? Because for being so "user" and "community" oriented, the editors sure do manage to fuck things up for all of us. Oh wait a minute, this is connected to my first point. Oh well. The users ARE Slashdot. Without the users, Slashdot is just another detnet. Without our input, it's just a failed "news" site run by a bunch of retards.
And what the fuck is up with this subscription? Have you ever taken a shit and then had someone pick that piece of shit up and sell it back to you for $20/year? Fuck that. You idiots manage to pull literally a thousand comments out of your asses every fucking day! These thousands of comments that you shit onto these discussion forums is THE CONTENT THAT DRIVES THIS PATHETIC WEB SITE. And now, Cmdr "Snotting" Taco wants to fucking bill you for it.
For being so pro open source, anti-MS, and other BS, Slashdot is exactly like its arch-nemesis.
What's the solution?
Make Malda, his 0.02$ mexican whore, and the rest of his ass fucking homo lovers appreciate all the hard work we put into making this site meaningful! STOP POSTING COMMENTS TO SLASHDOT UNTIL THE SUBSCRIPTION GOES AWAY! Screw this shit! Let's take OUR content and go home!
The opinions and statements made in this post are entirely for inflamatory purposes only. Nobody's feelings should be hurt and everyone who is shedding tears over this thing should go shoot themselves. Dear RoboTroll: for wasting my valuable karma to get your URL linked on a +1 comment post, please add this stunning example of trollmanship to your library.
Why bother.
Yeah but she's in Minnesota. She probably does weird shit like those goddamn Lutherans do. I'm talking about putting people through wood chippers and shit.
I am now convinced that this is an elaborate troll.