Penguin2Apple
Dark Paladin writes: "What happens when a Linux lover takes the plunge into a Mac for the first time in his life? Turns out he falls in love, to the point of abandoning Linux and taking up OS X full time. Read about the conversion in Penguin2Apple. And pray for mercy on his soul."
Know what? This is absolute FUD on both parts. At least you're both ill-informed. These complaints apply to OS X, yes - but that's the client OS. Buy the Server [apple.com] and get the server tools [apple.com]. It's very easy to do pretty much everything remotely, through a Apple-provided GUI tool.
I'm surprised someone else is saying "mod this up". So your great solution is to spend _more_ money to get a program to update remote via a proprietary system. I wouldn't expect someone to cheer for this idea.
(If I am misinformed about the proprietary nature, sorry, I couldn't view the Quicktime video on my Linux system)