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Penguin2Apple

Posted by michael on from the you-don't-know-the-power-of-the-dark-side dept.

Dark Paladin writes: "What happens when a Linux lover takes the plunge into a Mac for the first time in his life? Turns out he falls in love, to the point of abandoning Linux and taking up OS X full time. Read about the conversion in Penguin2Apple. And pray for mercy on his soul."

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  1. Free2TwoGrand by kiltedtaco · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did this guy have to pay for it?
    Do they describe his reaction then?

  2. what's with the juvenile breast obsession? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "The command prompt that all Unix heads are used to. It's the mother's tit, the place where everything starts."
    "caught a glimpse of Stacy Baker's 6th grade breasts when she showed them to me"
    "She was a hot redhead with large, firm breasts in most of my honors classes."
    "I'm 12 years old and about to see a girl's breasts for the first time."

    Why do I get the feeling that that the author is still 12 years old and about to see a girl's breasts for the first time?

  3. Hmmm by NiftyNews · · Score: 5, Funny

    "She was a hot redhead with large, firm breasts in most of my honors classes."

    I think the real story here is about where this girl's breasts were the rest of the day. Did they take different classes? Did they work as a hall monitor?

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  4. No wonder he's using a Mac by The+Evil+Troll+King · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Linux was a lot like a girl named Allison that I used to date."

    Since when do Linux geeks go out on dates?

    Only kidding,

    Steve

  5. Re:Well by Gorobei · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unix? I thought the article was about pre-teen girl's breasts:

    I played ball with my friends, rode my bike around the neighborhood, caught a glimpse of Stacy Baker's 6th grade breasts when she showed them to me

    my insides twist around like I'm 12 years old and about to see a girl's breasts for the first time.

    Linux was a lot like a girl named Allison that I used to date. She was a hot redhead with large, firm breasts in most of my honors classes.

  6. Software installation is a mess? by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1, Funny
    Because some apps use drag and drop and others use an install program?


    I think you are right. Much better to have to download source, tweak it until it works, and compile it to install under linux.


    Or install something for windows and have a ton of registry entries and files all over the place.


    I apologize for Apple confusing you when you try to drap and drop and install program. It is very confusing.


    Of course the problem is that when you say something completely foolish like that, people forget about anything else you have written.