Penguin2Apple
Dark Paladin writes: "What happens when a Linux lover takes the plunge into a Mac for the first time in his life? Turns out he falls in love, to the point of abandoning Linux and taking up OS X full time. Read about the conversion in Penguin2Apple. And pray for mercy on his soul."
"She was a hot redhead with large, firm breasts in most of my honors classes."
I think the real story here is about where this girl's breasts were the rest of the day. Did they take different classes? Did they work as a hall monitor?
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Unix? I thought the article was about pre-teen girl's breasts:
I played ball with my friends, rode my bike around the neighborhood, caught a glimpse of Stacy Baker's 6th grade breasts when she showed them to me
my insides twist around like I'm 12 years old and about to see a girl's breasts for the first time.
Linux was a lot like a girl named Allison that I used to date. She was a hot redhead with large, firm breasts in most of my honors classes.