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Google Juice

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the matter-of-time dept.

mpawlo writes: "I guess it is time to start using them bookmarks again, since favourite search engine Google seems to be on the verge of Altavista doom and search engine chaos. BBC News reports of Google bombing (often referred to as 'Google juice' by the infamous Crackmonkey subscribers). 'The users have found a way to "bomb" Google to improve the rankings of particular webpages, and ensure a site is near the top of the results for particular search phrases.' There is also the sport of Google Whacking affecting your search results."

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  1. How to Google Whack... by kenthorvath · · Score: 4, Funny
    Step 1: www.google.com

    Step 2: "autistic paraplegic donkey porn"

    Step 3: I'm feeling lucky

    Step 4: Google Whack

  2. Re:Try using unique words by gazbo · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:
    He first used a bomb to ensure that whenever anyone typed the phrase "talentless hack" into Google they got the site of his friend Andy Pressman.
    ...replacing Jon Katz who had held the position previously.

  3. Heisenwhack by Plutor · · Score: 4, Funny

    This phenomenon is known as a "heisenwhack", after famed theorist Werner Heisenberg. A heisenwhack compensator has been developed, however. Adding the term "-googlewhack" to your search will fairly reliably eliminate these kind of hits.

  4. Some of you sound like Gollum by medcalf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mmmm...Google my precious...musn't let the nasty bloggers get it, no, not my Google precious, no...

    --
    -- Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. - Dire Straits
  5. If you type... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you type "Free Porn", then you can whack your google all you want!