Google Juice

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Posted by ryuzaki0 on Wednesday March 13, 2002 @02:06AM from the matter-of-time dept.

mpawlo writes: "I guess it is time to start using them bookmarks again, since favourite search engine Google seems to be on the verge of Altavista doom and search engine chaos. BBC News reports of Google bombing (often referred to as 'Google juice' by the infamous Crackmonkey subscribers). 'The users have found a way to "bomb" Google to improve the rankings of particular webpages, and ensure a site is near the top of the results for particular search phrases.' There is also the sport of Google Whacking affecting your search results."

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Clay Henry by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 02:08 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Clay Henry!
He got real big on burgers and fries!
Thanks to Subway he's a smaller size!
1. Re:Clay Henry by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 02:09 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  God I really hate that ad. It sticks in your head for hours. I just sing it to everyone I meet to piss them off too.
  Thanks for that, you bastard.
2. Re:Clay Henry by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 02:16 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  He get's his might from his vegie delight!
3. Re:Clay Henry by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 02:40 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  No! Adolf Hitrol is wrong. Clay Henry is Subway's new bitch. The song goes like this:
  
  His name is Henry
  Clay Henry
  He's a fireman and a Jared fan
  From Subway
  
  He got real big on burgers and fries
  Now he's down to a smaller size
  Gets his might from his vegie delight
  Great taste each day from his local Subway
  
  He's Henry
  Clay Henry
FIRST POST, finally!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 02:10 · Score: -1, Offtopic

MUAHAHAHAHA...this is just the beginning
Re:fp? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 02:25 · Score: -1, Offtopic

1. i didnt subscribe. i may if they open up a non paypal way of subscribing.
2. in case you didnt realize this, people in the real world need money and i fully support /.'s actions in starting to charge.
3. comments arent everything. i read the stories for months before i started reading comments. they are interesting but usually i just read them when im bored.
4. if you were really leaving /. you would have posted with your nic instead of AC because who cares about karma if your not using it.
Sorry man by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 02:36 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Damn, why do people have to be so stupid? (Score:0, Redundant)

Don't think so much and be more quickly.
Re:It's a sport by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 02:37 · Score: -1, Offtopic

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Um.....yeah. Having your gf whack the google is pretty weird.
Re:On the other hand.... by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 02:46 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I assume you're talking about votes *for* the crap site... not against them.
Re:Not as bad as all that by Pope · 2002-03-13 02:47 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Further proof that "Blogging" (and the very term "Blog") is for retards with nothing better to do with their miserable lives.

A "Blog" is something that blocks up the toilet, preventing it from flushing.

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Re:User input could solve problems by NorthDude · 2002-03-13 02:51 · Score: -1, Offtopic

You mean, ala Slashdot mod points?

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$cientology knows this well by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 02:59 · Score: -1, Offtopic

The Church of $cientology well knows this...

The Best Article I've seen on this effect....

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remember the george bush google keyword? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-13 03:10 · Score: -1, Offtopic

if you typed in "dumb motherfucker" the first site returned by google was for george bush..

more info can be found here..
Re:How to spam the web with links by friscolr · 2002-03-13 03:54 · Score: 0, Offtopic

amen to that!

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Re:Google Whacking by somethingwicked · 2002-03-13 05:09 · Score: 1, Offtopic

THIS is flamebait???????????????

And a derivative reply to it is funny???????

hehehehehehe OH MAN! Gotta love /.
Burn karma burn

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