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101 Dumbest Moments In Business

hhutkin writes "It's that time again. Business 2.0 posted their 101 Dumbest Moments in Business. Of course, they lambast Enron, but they also slam Ginger, a laptop computer made for the steering wheel of your car, Steve Ballmer dancing, and some other really dumb stuff from the past year."

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  1. Why WONT Slashdot fix the PAGE WIDENING BUG??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why WONT Slashdot fix the PAGE WIDENING BUG???

    Its clear that the so-called "editors" and "coders" at
    Sla$hdot are so deluded and confused, that they think by
    NOT fixing this bug, millions of IE/Windows users will
    suddenly flock to Linux/Mozilla. Or they think they are
    revealing some "bug" in IE.

    Just for fun I tried page-widening on some other comment
    pages. IT DOES NOT WORK. For example try www.shacknews.com.
    The comment I post is wide, but THE OTHER COMMENTS ARE FINE.

    So, whats broken? Your stupid open sorez code is broken.

    You guys really are starting to be your own worst enemy.
    Your readership and hitcounts are down, aren't they? Its
    because you are OUT OF TOUCH! If you do not fix the bug,
    people, ALOT OF PEOPLE, alot more than your Mozilla
    readership, will be *ANNOYED*.

    ANNOYING YOUR USERBASE IS NOT A GOOD BUSINESS MODEL.
    GET A FUCKING CLUE.


    You guys suck. Goodbye.

    1. Re:Why WONT Slashdot fix the PAGE WIDENING BUG??? by Oily+Tuna · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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      Mmmmmmm ... sushi.
    2. Re:Why WONT Slashdot fix the PAGE WIDENING BUG??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Why won't Microsoft fix their browser?

  2. Re:What's #1? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    failure...

  3. Hi. *FLOOD!* by Serial+Troller · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    • 2002. Slashdot publishes 1,000,000th rumor passed off as actual story. The story generates 480 comments, 263 of which agree with the article, and 107 of which point out its a rumor and are modded down as redundant. The remaining comments are all first posts.
    • 2002. CmdrTaco married to Kathleen Fent. Many geeks believe Kathleen, a purported transvestite, outmeasures CmdrTaco.
    • 2002. Slashdot parent corporation VA Research^W Linux^W Software stock worth 35 cents. Rumors that AOL, Microsoft, or even Jimmy the hobo who lives under the Longfellow Bridge may buy it.
    • 2003. VA Software bought by Microsoft for a cup of coffee and a donut. All Microsoft-critical articles mysteriously disappear from Slashdot. Bill Gates as Borg logo replaced with Bill Gates as God.
    • 2003. Papperatzi videos of Miguel de Icaza caught going down on Bill Gates in his private yacht spread across Usenet. Miguel swears that recent decisions to rename the Gnome desktop to Windows NT 6.0 have nothing to do with it.
    • 2004. CmdrTaco loses hist virginity.
    • 2004. The WIPO Troll returns again, showering Slashdot in 45,000 copies of the same post: Lick my crotch hairs. Slashdot, despite running on 18 redundant IIS/8.0 servers, buckles under the load. The term Slashdotted is replaced with WIPO-Trolled.
    • 2004. Slashdot, the last vestige of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft, officially shut down. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Bill Gates. CmdrTaco is believed to posess the only remaining copy of the Slashdot database on several hundred CD-Rs.
    • 2005. The Linux is world is shocked when Linus Torvalds and Anal Cox are found dead along with six penguins, an empty tub of crisco and several used condoms. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Steve Ballmer.
    • 2005. CmdrTaco rumored to have had sex again.
    • 2006. CowboiKneel found dead in hotel room with 56 pizza boxes covering his bloated corpse. Three suffocated gay prostitutes are extracted from beneath his body as police remove it with a backhoe.
    • 2007. CmdrTaco actually has sex again. With a woman.
    • 2007. BSD is still officially dying. No word on when its demise will take place.
    • 2007. CmdrTaco starts new weblog to replace Slashdot, creatively named Dotslash. Remainder of Linux users flock to the site and immediate WIPO-Troll it out of existence.
    • 2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time.
    • 2009. After years of living under the heel of his domineering wife, and being deprived of companyof his life-long friend, Jeff Homos Bates, CmdrTaco commits suicide. Another unwashed geek mob gathers and tears Kathleen Fent to shreds. Geeks discover Ms. Fent was indeed a woman, but dont exactly know what that means. Driven by their sexually-repressed rage, they subsequently invade Redmond again and lynch the current CEO of Microsoft, Miguel deIcaza.
    • 2009. Richard Stallman mysteriously murdered. Conspiracy theories run rampant, most involving Microsoft in some way. Invasions of Redmond campus by hordes of geeks become commonplace.
    • 2010. Stallman murder solved when Eric S. Raymond confesses. Raymond blamed the collapse of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft on Stallmans dogmatic insistence on prefixing every open-source project with GNU. Raymond is subsequently committed to an insane asylum, again giving the horde of geeks an excuse to raze Redmond.
    • 2010. An ex-hacker reports witnessing CmdrTaco at a gas station in Tennessee. The nearly-defunct Linux movement is rekindled as CmdrTaco sightings become common.
    • 2011. Microsoft campus burnt to the ground by screaming, unwashed geek mob after Microsoft is blamed when a Linuxhacker in Cambridge, Massachusetts spills his coffee on his pants. Microsoft undaunted as their plans to buy out the Federal Government come to fruition. Washington, D.C. renamed Microsoft Capitol 2010.
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    STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!

  4. Slashdot selling out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Was the dumbest moment in business ever.

    +5 Insightful

    1. Re:Slashdot selling out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Non-intrusive banner ads are acceptable. The current ads that are as big as CmdrTaco's anus are not. Selling themselves to big business is not. Jon Katz is not. Subscriptions will never work.

    2. Re:Slashdot selling out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      CmdrTaco & Homo^hes claim that the money from subscriptions offset the money they would have otherwise recieved had the ad been shown (ie - 1000 ads = $5 if it's paid by the reader or by the advertiser).

      So why are they doing it if it 1) doesn't generate any additional revenue and 2) alienates some readers?

      Simple. It's a trial balloon to see how draconian they can get. To those that subscribe, claiming it's a "tip jar" -- better have the KY jelly ready, because you're going to get fucked up the ass, and it won't be pretty.

  5. I guess I've been living in a cave by betis70 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    because I haven't the foggiest idea who Andrea Thompson is.

    18. CNN 1, Fox News 0: On her first day as a newsreader for CNN's Headline News, former NYPD Blue actress Andrea Thompson ingratiates herself to viewers by announcing, "I'm Andrea Thompson, and unless you've been living in a cave, you probably already know that."

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    I forget...are we at war with Eurasia or East Asia?
  6. The Stupidest Business Move Ever Done by Renraku · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    1 loyal U.S. Senator...$5,000. 1 trip to Disneyland...$2,000. 1 video tape of a U.S. Senator throwing up on Space Mountain and promising that Disneyland will be sold to China...priceless.

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    Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
  7. OT- Holy Cross beating Kansas at half by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Holy Shit!

    Or, Holy Cross. Damn. Here I go again ...

    "Bless me father for I have sinned its been 5 minutes since my last confession."

  8. Re:Another Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    OK, that's fucking hilarious. That doesn't deserve a -1 =).

  9. Re:I knew I was doing something right. by beee · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If the list were written a year from now:

    2. VA Linux purchases gay online club site, "Slashdot.org". After failing after a short-lived few years, VA lies in shambles and webmaster Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda commits suicide by laying under "CowboyNeal"'s mattress and letting him lay down.

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    + Donald Gunth
    + Email: dgunth@quicktek.net
    "Caffeine is the greatest lubricant ever created." -ESR
  10. Re:I knew I was doing something right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Man porks goat (and it wasn't Richard Stallman). Photos!

    Embarrassing!

  11. Re:Beastie Boys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Good point

  12. Re:Biggest famous mistake=Osborne's Interview 60 M by GigsVT · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Most of the people that cared to moderate, and didn't read too often to be able to moderate, can't anymore.

    Taco or one of his "buds" used the thread of death as an excuse to remove several hundred people's moderation privs.

    I'd say a lot larger percent of the moderation is done by the editors themselves now. They used to do over 10% of it, but now with a big chunk of the moderating population gone, it's probably a lot higher.

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    I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
  13. how about using Javascript to put ads on a page by chris_mahan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The Slashdot Mistake.

    How about using Javascript to put ads on a page, like our Beloved Slashdot(tm).
    All one has to do is look at the source code, see the horrible mangly js code that adds to the download size, and realize that they are willing to alienate nerds like myself over trying to make a buck, or at least pay for their bandwidth, when in fact all they have to do is use nice CSS and fire all their marketing people, their Editors (they have them?) and John Katz. This is not Salon. Or MSN. We don't want to be politically correct. We want to say rude and obnoxious things, and if the advertisers want us to tone the rethoric down, then I say: you don't understand Geeks.

    If I want normal, sensitive-up-to-the-collar news commentary, then I'll read up with the BBC and CNN. When I want blood and gore at the bottom of the trenches and sulfur choking my lungs in the technology battlefield, then I don't want some actor who has never even seen source code dressed in a frog-green space suit from the 60s and his adorable used-to-work-as-a-waitress assistant pitching an overpriced database system.

    News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters. Can we append "Shop now, we take VISA" to keep up with the Times?

    There are websites who make mistakes, because they don't know any better. Then there is Slashdot, where even the notion that Geeks don't like the Establishment will be used as a marketing tool by the aforementioned Establishment for the explicit purpose of providing value to the shareholders.

    Personally I would rather see no Slashdot than a corporate-media-million-eyeballs-per-day-let's-get -rich and "Let's Not Offend Anyone" Slashdot.

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    "Piter, too, is dead."

  14. Iridium gone, so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Iridium flares are awesome to watch, really.

    Iridium flares are the reflection of the sun off the MMA's, only a few seconds long, but the brightest object in the night sky when it occurs. See http://www.heavens-above.com/iridiumhelp.asp
    if you have never seen one.

    At least each satellite has three main mission antennas (MMAs), which are flat, highly reflective surfaces, that can reflect the Sun's rays to an observer on the ground when the geometry is correct. The satellite's attitude is controlled so that the long axis remains vertical, with one MMA always pointing forwards. Given this knowledge of the attitude, together with the orbital position of the satellite and the Sun and observer's location, it is possible to calculate the angle between the direction to the observer from the satellite and the line of a perfect reflection of the Sun. This is the so-called "mirror angle" and determines the magnitude of the flare.

  15. Re:Karma to burn by refactored · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    ahuh? And your signature is "free porn".

    Give this moron some oxy.