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Alleged eBay Hacker Goofs up and Goes to Jail

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the now-thats-pretty-funny dept.

juliao writes "SecurityFocus is reporting that alleged eBay hacker Jerome Heckenkamp was jailed after his first solo court appearance." It's pretty funny actually, stuff like challenging the indictment on the grounds that they typed his name in all capital letters, demanding to immediately testify (even tho they were only there to schedule the trial), threatening the judge and so on. He would know better if he watched a couple episodes of Law & Order. Note that I base all court proceedings on the wisdom of Sam Watterston.

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    You're just jealous he's the president.

    ;-)

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