Alleged eBay Hacker Goofs up and Goes to Jail

juliao writes "SecurityFocus is reporting that alleged eBay hacker Jerome Heckenkamp was jailed after his first solo court appearance." It's pretty funny actually, stuff like challenging the indictment on the grounds that they typed his name in all capital letters, demanding to immediately testify (even tho they were only there to schedule the trial), threatening the judge and so on. He would know better if he watched a couple episodes of Law & Order. Note that I base all court proceedings on the wisdom of Sam Watterston.

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slashdot not above bad grammer either

[bsDaemon]

There is only one of him, therefore the "Hackers" can't "goofs" up.
Never mind. It's not like this is an arrest warrant.

Re:[OT] Stephen Hill

[david duncan scott]

Never said much? Christ, "Make a deal!" -- that's three quarters of the dialog they gave him.

Re:You can

[lblack]

I'm not a fish. I'm a man. A Man! I walk upright, on two legs, homo erectus. Did I just say homo? I didn't mean to. I'm not a fish. (fish-face). Where'd that come from? THOROGOOOOD!