Simpsons Guide to Math
tu-tone writes "The LA times has done an article titled
"Simpsons analysts show how math figures into episodes"
based off of work done by two professors Andrew Nestler and Sarah J. Greenwald. The work is a
Guide to Appearances of Mathematics and Mathematicians on "The Simpsons"
. They even gave a talk on it at Harvey Mudd College. It's a fun read." There's a transcript of one of their presentations available.
How about this one?
What does a mathematician use as a contraception?
Their Personality.
"Do you think we could wipe out world hunger forever if scientists figured out how to make AOL's Free CD's edible?"-
Sorry, but carbon can have five bonds - even seven sometimes.
Chemistry is a series of lies built upon lies. As you progress in its study, you learn that a lot of the things you learned before are not quite true.
It's a very weird egghead part of inorganic chemistry called "hyper-valent carbon" that I've forgotten all the details of - along with almost everything else I learned about Chemistry in College.
Homer was correct.
David Brown
BS Chemistry, 1987 U.S. Naval Academy
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Dumbshit dumbshit dumbshit, geez I HATE correcting people on this, the language of hebrew was math based, and the word they used for line was different from the word they normally used, and if you (divided the new by the original word) * 3 you got 3.141 something or other (not exactly right but a close enough for making a round pool. I think I'll look it up for you, but I don't care right now dumbshit. Search google for pi in the bible.