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SSSCA Introduced in Senate

Peter BG Shoemaker writes: "Wired is reporting that Hollings has officially submitted his newly renamed SSSCA, carrying the moniker Consumer Broadband and Digital Television Promotion Act (CBDTPA). It carries all the provisions we've been worrying about...there is a new battlefield folks..." Newsbytes has another story. Reuters has a story about News Corporation and Disney lobbying in support of the bill. I haven't seen the exact text of the bill as introduced; it will probably be in Thomas tomorrow. Update: 03/22 00:12 GMT by M : Declan McCullagh has collected several documents pertaining to the SSSCA, errr, CBDTPA. He's got a faxed copy of the bill (barely legible; read it on Thomas tomorrow), plus statements from Hollings (read it!), the MPAA, the RIAA, and several lobbying groups for the tech industry, who seem less enthralled about it.

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  1. Re:Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It probably won't affect Canada until Disney successfully lobbies Congress to declare war and begin the long overdue annexation process.

  2. Send a letter and a check to your senator! by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Email petitions are worthless.

    So is email.

    Faxes are a bit better.

    Better yet: A well-reasoned, non-hysterical actual snail-mail letter, printed and signed and stuck in an envelope.

    Best: A letter with a contribution check inside! I figure $1,000 should be enough to overcome the noise of all those check-free letters.

    Remember, this is your last chance to get in some soft-money contributions. Make the check out to the senator's party. He or she will have the honor of bringing it over to HQ and will like you even more!

    I figure if everyone who reads /. sends in $1,000, and convinces every relative to send in the same we'll about match what the entertainment industry spent on politicians in the last month or so.

    Stefan "Sorry, I'm feeling awful cynical today" Jones

  3. End of the electronic era by guttentag · · Score: 5, Funny
    The bill ... prohibits the sale of any kind of electronic device -- unless that device includes copy-protection standards to be set by the federal government.
    The world laughed when I introduced my steam-powered CD-ripper, but now it will be the only game in town! I'll be rich! (insert maniacal laughter here)
  4. Might as well outlaw science and engineering by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any computer that can do unrestricted computations can be used to break encryption and be used to copy this forbidden data. If only disfunctional computers are legal, then how can scientists or engineers do calculations with computers anymore?? A computer that can't break encryption surely won't be much use to study DNA or to calculate spacecraft trajectories.

    We'll be limited to spreadsheets and graphing calculators.

    --
    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can count in binary and those who can't.
  5. The Million Geek March by rarose · · Score: 4, Funny

    On to Washington! Give Linus or maybe Stallman a bullhorn on the monument steps. :-)

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    --Rob
  6. Re:Canada by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Funny

    If this bill is passed, how will it affect canadians?

    Well, for one thing, if this bill is passed, I'll be moving there (Canada).

  7. Re:handwritten? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rather than "unprofessional", it makes your letter more personal and distinctive.

    To be truly personal and distinctive, I suggest cutting out letters from your newspaper and pasting them onto paper to form your letter.

  8. I think I speak for us all when I say... by joshjs · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...something very, very profane.

  9. Re:handwritten? by Kwikymart · · Score: 4, Funny

    That suggestion would not be very good for one main reason: You are trying to sway your elected official's opinion - not hold them for ransom.

    -------text ransom note-------

    deAR sEnAtOr:
    dO N0T pAsS sSsCa 0r eLSe

    sInCErELy,
    31337 Hax0r

    --

    Buying a Dell computer is equivalent to dropping the soap in a prison shower.
  10. Re:What about home movies??? by minusthink · · Score: 3, Funny

    "How can software/software tell the difference between a movie that I made myself or one who's encryption has been broken??"

    You must certainly think a lot of your camera work.

    Well I've got news for you, you're not that good.

    And your directing is stiff and uninmaginative.

    --
    "when life gets complicated, I like to take a nap in a tree and wait for dinner" - Hobbes.