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NASA Wants You! (To Sit in a Spinning Room)

Posted by timothy on from the you-get-points-for-vomit-accuracy dept.

slinted writes: "Bottomquark recently posted that Nasa scientists are looking for a few good men (5"8' or less) to participate in hypergravity experiments. The experiments entail 7 'habitation sessions,' 5 of which will last up to 22 hours of spinning at up to 2G in a chamber 7.6 feet long and 6 feet wide. Since the experiments are at Ames Research Center, in Mountain View CA, this might be perfect for some techies 'in between projects.'"

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  1. This is fucking tits by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    All I do anyway is sit in a tiny fucking room and occupy myself with eating, drinking, shitting, and fucking around on a motherfucking computer. Fuck, if I could get paid, I'm fucking in this motherfucker for the fucking duration. But why is this fucker only open to midgets and cripples? Is that all we send into fuck space? Fucks, man. I thought the average well nourished cunt of today's word was at least 5 feet and ten motherfucking inches tall. 5'8" -- those fuckers can get jobs riding horses at the track. All I can do is fucking bet on them.