Dateline: Abuja; Nigeria Fights Email Scam

first by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 08:02 · Score: -1, Offtopic

funny first

CK by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 08:02 · Score: -1, Offtopic

first post!!

mod this down fast

f1r57 p057 by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 08:03 · Score: -1, Offtopic

To my African brothers!

Re:Worlock by govtcheez · 2002-03-27 08:05 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Good first, my friend! Together we'll keep fp out of the hand of those acs.

WHENEVER, WHEREVER by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 08:06 · Score: -1, Offtopic

WHENEVER, WHEREVER
By: Shakira

Lucky you were born that far away
So we could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody

Le do lo le lo le,
Le do lo le lo le
Can't you see...I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder,
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
and that's the deal my dear

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river

Le do lo le lo le,
Le do lo le lo le
At your feet, I'm at your feet

Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear

Le do lo le lo le,
Le do lo le lo le
Think out loud, say it again

I neeed your help! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 08:11 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Hi, my name is Linus torvolds, I need to smuggle 1,000,000 copies of linux in to the nigerian goverment network. By intsalling this shell script you can help me and have all the source code for my OS.

#!/usr/bin/hack
hack www.ng.gov.ni > /dev/network/pyhack

REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 08:12 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I know that this mail will come as a surprise to you as it comes from a stranger, but be rest assured that it comes with good intentions. Your address was a courtesy of a business database in The World Trade Centre here in Madrid,Spain. After due consideration of your profile, I came to believe that you have the credibility to assist me in this transaction, hence my decision to contact you without delay. This was borne out of my desire to establish a mutual /business relationship with you. My name is Musa Smith, the son of Michael Smith (the former deputy minister of finance under the ousted civilian government) who was killed and mutilated by the military junta, led by Major Paul Koroma, after overthrowing the elected government of President Tijan Kabba. Though I do not know to what extent you are familiar with the events and disturbances in Sierra-Leone, but the pressure of war drove me and my mother out of Freetown (Sierra-Leone's capital city) into exile in Spain where we have been living under political asylum as refugees. Sadly, my mother died of cancer three weeks ago and was burried in Spain. Prior to her death, she handed me over a certificate meant for a secret deposit which my father made in a Security Company, here in Madrid,the deposit that worth US$10.500.000 USD (Ten million,five hundred thousand United States Dollars only). This was money paid to his corporation by its oversea company in the heat of the conflict.My father made this savings in his name with the hope of converting it for his personsl use at the end of the war; but was murdered in cold blood when the conflict intensified as a result of his opposition to the rebel forces. I have contacted the Security Company to confirm deposit and establish ownership. Due to the death of my mother and the eventual return of peace in Sierra-Leone, I have decided to solicit for a honest and trustworthy individual or company that will assist me in the transfer and business re-investment of the money.I cannot do it alone due to my present pòlitical and social status as well as my total ignorance of the business world.Upon your willingness to assist me, you will be given a negotiable percentage at the end of the transaction. If you are interested in the above proposal, contact me immediately through this e-mail address or telephone number +34 686 597 838 for more details. You must maintain absolute confidentiality in this regard to ensure success of the transfer. Please do indicate your personal telephone and fax numbers when replying, to enable me communicate with you easily. I am looking forward to your urgent response to this effect. Best regards, Musa Smith.

"Something" by Lasgo by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 08:13 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Best dance song ever. Evy is damn fit

Re:Great butt! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 08:22 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I agree. I am hot for Shakira's jungle rump.

Re:Great butt! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 08:26 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I think that video should be used to educate physics students about gyration. How much would I like Shakira to squirm around on my face!!!! That's the deal my dear. Indeed.

/.'ed by Chicane-UK · 2002-03-27 08:27 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Hm.. you guys really need to stop posting links to sites like this that are bound to crumple under the mountain of traffic.. :)

Must make sure I never put anything amusing / of technical interest on any of my websites.. gonna have my manager asking me to find out why our 2mbit line is jammed and people cant access the net :)

--
"Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!!"

Re:Dudley Moore, dead at 66 by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 09:08 · Score: -1, Offtopic

HA! Finally one that was true!!http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/27 /death.dudley/index.html

I just LOVE Vladinator's website!! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-03-27 19:55 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Fun information for my Trolltalk friends!

MFS aka Mofo Spork doesn't want people to know his real e-mail address.

Why not? Does he not want people to e-mail him? What's up with that? e-mail MFS and let him know he is loved!

I just LOVE Vladinator's site! Especially the "fash" section, where I learned to cut the bottom off of an old shirt to use as a hair enhancement! Oh, and the "dance party" photos!

Of course, don't forget to read Vladinator's emails! Here you will discover how truly difficult it is to decide what to do on the weekends... have a pizza party? A fash party? Go to the mall with all of your friends? Have a sleepover and call boys on the phone?

In short, if you haven't checked out Vladinator's site, you don't know what you're missing!

Well,

Just to keep everyone informed, Theresa lost her job with the Slovenian Woman's Union, and as a result we are losing this apartment. Needless to say, between work and now looking for a place on short notice, I just simply will not be around at all. I will not be available by IRC or anything else for most of the next week. If anyone needs to reach me, the best way to do that is to call me at my In-Law's, where we will be staying for at least the next few weeks. The # there is 815-723-4796. My Scottlockwood@hotmail.com address will also work, but I do not know how much longer the @attbi.com address(s) will work as I do not know if they will have cable modem's where-ever we land. We will be staying in the same area, or moving a little north.

Captain_Tenille and Flikx - I know you are both busy, but please try and get the new guys totally setup - I'd hate to get a bad rep before we even really got started.

Thanks guys,
Scott

Someone prank-called Scott Lockwood's mother-in-law!

It's time to Anonymize Vlad!

The gang of four evil criminals speaks!!!

Render unto Lockwood what is Lockwood's, and render unto Lockwood...

Anatomy of an Asshole

Scott Lockwood is going to go cry in his bathtub!

Pictures of the prank will be posted here on Friday!

Scott Lockwood's personal homepage!

Scott Lockwood's 'Theo And Me' Page!

FUN FACTS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW:

Scott Lockwood is into "swinging" and "wife-swapping." But who would want her?

Scott Lockwood is Catholic, which explains his fixation with pedophila.

Scott Lockwood has been divorced 3 times due to his inability to maintain a relationship.

Scott Lockwood has been served with several restraining orders.

When Scott Lockwood is insulted on the Internet, he goes into his bathroom and cries in his bathtub, alone and naked.

Scott Lockwood is in a sexual relationship with his stepmother.

Scott Lockwood is on several heavy psychological medications for depression and suicidal tendencies.

Scott Lockwood DOES NOT want you to read this message. Please pass it along to everyone!