Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

Talk ... Without Speaking

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the now-that's-absolutely-brilliant dept.

mjm7 writes "Finally, we might be able to get rid of all those annoying people yelling over the static on their cell phones! CNN has an article about a new technology that senses muscle movements in your face and then translates them into sound. This way all you have to do is mouth words into the phone...not actually speak!" Somehow I suspect that we'd lose a lot of the subtleties of communication, but it sure would be nice every time hemos calls me from the discotheque.

7 of 275 comments (clear)

  1. Anderson by swordboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Anderson partner called his secretary on his cell phone and said:

    Ship the Enron documents to the Feds

    But she heard:

    Rip the Enron documents to shreds

    It turns out that this was all just a case of bad cellular...

    --

    Life is the leading cause of death in America.
  2. finally! by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Funny

    We'll finally be able to understand what the hell mimes are doing! Rejoice!

    --
    "I only speak the truth"
    Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
  3. Feelings in Haiku form... by MonkeyBot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talking on my phone
    I twitch, about to sneeze hard.
    Phone thinks I said "F*CK."

  4. It's coming... by IdahoEv · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Rotate the pod please, Hal..."

    Dave ... I could see your lips moving ...

    -Ev

    --
    I stole this sig from someone cleverer than me.
  5. This news must be especially frustrating... by JordanH · · Score: 4, Funny

    to those with Tourette Syndrome.

  6. Would this help my girlfriend? by Mononoke · · Score: 4, Funny
    Could she tell me her day's troubles while kneeled before me with her mouth full?

    (It's just a JOKE! I know I'm not the first to think of it.)

    --
    NetInfo connection failed for server 127.0.0.1/local
  7. Re:This is bad news because... by ziriyab · · Score: 5, Funny
    PhysicsGenius wrote:
    You may not be aware of this or have thought of it this way, but a microwave oven is basically just a big, unmodulated radio station broadcasting in the microwave band instead of the radio band.

    ...and lightbulbs are just microwave ovens broadcasting mainly in the visible range. And where do we put these light bulbs? Everywhere we live!!! Oh my GOD, we're all gonna die of cancer from light bulbs!

    Are you a real physics genius, or do you just play one in front of your liberal arts friends ;)