Online Brokerage With API?

palpatine asks: "I'm looking around for an Internet brokerage that offers a programming interface. Instead of using the Web and forms to make and track orders, I'd like to be able to have some sort of library with functions for making and tracking orders as well as getting real-time quotes, securely over the Internet. Does anyone know of such a place?" Is there such a beast?

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Are you fucking nuts?

[Profane Motherfucker]

My god man, are you absofuckinglutely positive that is what you want? You want unfuckingfettered access, secure, online, with an API? And for you personally? Can you be a little more fucking unrealistic?

Here's the fucking low down: you are asking for the ability to create your own person, on fucking line brokerage by hijacking another on fucking line brokerage. Straight fucking shit. You are asking for the ability to use a company's product in a manner that is totally fucking at odds with their ability to do this. To wit: Not fucking gonna happen.

No cocksucker worth his salt is going to let this shit fly, and the fucking slashdot audience is probably as far from the fucking authorita you want.

But hey, I could be a total ass rag about this. Look, my fucking four fucking letter word rant ain't fucking flamebait. I'm not going to jerk you off and pat you on the back. I'm giving it to you right on the motherfucking level.