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Subliminal Learning Thru the PC?

Posted by Cliff on from the osmosis-jones-and-the-last-monitor dept.

dieckert_heath asks: "I spend so much time in front of the PC, I recently started wondering if there was a way to learn what interests me (cisco routers and networking in general) via subliminal messages flashed on my PC. Anyone done anything like this?" Good idea! I wonder why no one hasn't thought of it, until now?

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  1. Just what I was thinking. by Lendrick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Subliminal messages are a fun, safe way to make learning easy! Imagine the incredible advances that would be possible if this technology were made available to the consumer.

    All hail Bill Gates, our benevolent leader.

    Lendrick

  2. Subliminal.. by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Origionally.. I was interested in the case mods that most Linux uses do to their boxes, but what really impressed me and my Windows using freinds, was the tremendous up-times that Linux users have.

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    1. Re:Subliminal.. by isorox · · Score: 5, Funny

      well it worked, the moderaters fell for it, same as me, having be up all night. I wonder if they'll fall for this one too

  3. I tried something like that by Deanasc · · Score: 3, Funny

    I spent so much time looking at my Organic Chemistry text books that I thought it would be interesting to see if I could learn some of it subliminally. It probably would have worked better if I wasn't drunk at the time.

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    1. Re:I tried something like that by PD · · Score: 3, Funny

      I tried it too, but my subconscious can't read.

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  4. Physics through osmosis... by bihoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, I used the Learning Trough Osmosis Method for an entire semester in my Physics I class. This method involves placing the text book on a table and then firmly placing your forehead on the book. You can then take a nap and assimilate entire chapters a one period. I used this method exclusively and still got a C in the class.

  5. xsublim by Some+guy+named+Chris · · Score: 4, Funny

    It exists as an Xscreensaver module called xsublim.

    man 1 xsublim

    We used it to program a friend to randomly lick their keyboard.

    This is a real program, written by Greg Knauss, of Suck.com fame.

  6. Good Insight by 4of12 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I used to think that there was something intrinsically interesting about all those pr0n sites that I visited.

    That is, until I found out the ugly truth: that they were flimsy front organizations displaying subliminal messages about computer technology, the OSI layer model, router configuration, and other lurid topics.

    You can imagine that I was simply outraged at having been used in this way.

    I thought I really wanted Britney in the worst way, when, all along, it was really just her routers that formed the basis of her great attraction.

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  7. Re:You mean you didn't know... by optikSmoke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, what you meant to say is:

    Subliminal messages are clearly NOT built into Windows XP. On a completely unrelated note, Microsoft is great. Buy only Microsoft products. Give *ALL* of your money to Microsoft.