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CPAN Shifts Focus

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the java-means-quality-if-you're-on-crack dept.

cascadefx writes "Looks like CPAN has changed its focus to support Java now. A look at their page shows that is is now CJAN, the Comprehensive Java Archive Network where you will find all things Java." This should be a great boon to Java, a language renown for, well, sucking. But at the expense of the greatest of all languages? It's just too sad for me to express in words. I mean, who uses java anyway?

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  1. You can fry an egg on my head right now... by FortKnox · · Score: 1, Troll

    This should be a great boon to Java, a language renown for, well, sucking. But at the expense of the greatest of all languages? It's just to sad for me to express in words. I mean, who uses java anyway?

    For Gawwwwds Sake!

    Don't even get me started at how much faster, how much cleaner, how much easier to add to, and how much more efficient an enterprise site, like slashdot, would benefit from the full use of J2EE, including EJB's and a nice webcontainer (You can even stay with OpenSource and use Tomcat and JBoss.

    Wow, this is the first troll I bit on in a loooong time...

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
  2. you know they've crossed the line... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...when BP wants it to stop.

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  3. Anyone? by tarsi210 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Raise your hand if you also haven't gotten anything useful done today because of this fucking load of shit being posted every-fucking-where on the 'net, including PissDot.

    Offical ban of the holiday, folks? I think. :P~

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