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Distributed Computing Program Hidden in Kazaa

The_THOMAS writes: "A federal securities filing Monday revealed that the hugely downloaded Kazaa P2P (file sharing) software contains a piggyback program which will create a second, new, network controlled by Brilliant Digital. They plan to awaken the software, already on millions of computers, within the next four weeks. The program will be used to host and distribute other companies' content and may be used for distributed computing. Read the details here."

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  1. What some people won't do by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

    To rip, mix and burn their customers...

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  2. April Fools! by bdigit · · Score: 2, Funny

    No file sharing software contains spyware!

  3. reminds me of an old saying by flynt · · Score: 5, Funny

    P2P = good
    Distributed computing = good
    p2p + distributed computing = bad.

    This reminds me of something my dad once told me regarding his school lunch as a boy. Just because kids like spaghetti, and kids like peanut butter, doesn't mean they'll like spaghetti and peanut butter.

    1. Re:reminds me of an old saying by pjdoland · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or to paraphrase Matt Groening:

      The French are funny. Sex is funny. Comedies are funny. Why is it that no French sex comedy is ever funny?

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    2. Re:reminds me of an old saying by Crazy+Diamond · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

      Applied to P2P this would be:

      You can pick your peers. And you can pick your computations. But you can't pick your peer's computations.

    3. Re:reminds me of an old saying by jc42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Just because kids like spaghetti, and kids like peanut butter, doesn't mean they'll like spaghetti and peanut butter.

      Well, if they're the kids of typical computer geeks, they'll be very familiar with Thai and Vietnamese food, so peanut butter on spaghetti won't strike them as the least bit odd. But they might complain that you left out the scallions and bean sprouts, and maybe it could use a bit of hot pepper sauce.

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  4. How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...someone starts distributing a program that disables the distributed client and simply returns garbage to the 'master' server?

    It'd be funny if such a program were created, and caught on.

  5. Fun and games by Hostile17 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I see great potential for fun here. Think about it, They rent out your hard drive to someone, who uses it host advertisment, or demoware or music. You, being the wiley Hacker guy, replace the content porno or pirated music/software and let the fun begin. Optionaly you can sue them for using your hardware and bandwidth for morally objectionable purposes.

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  6. Re:The USA PATRIOT Act to the Rescue! by CleverNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    If this software utilized any cycles on my system, it will impact performance causing me expense which will rapidly increase to the $5000 threshold (a cumulative threshold). I granted no access nor privilage to use my systems, to any employee of Brilliant Digital Entertainment Inc. [slashdot.org] so as soon as any command is issued, affecting the behavior of any software installed on my computers, the employees and officers of Brilliant Digital Entertainment will imediately have become guilty of computer crimes under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act as modified by the USA Patriot act.


    Thank god you are helping us all in our noble fight against terrorism.

    Let's Roll.

  7. Re:Revenge by Jester998 · · Score: 5, Funny

    As an alternative to your idea, the article stated that the software will be automatically "updated" to allow new features... once the data starts flowing, I wonder how hard it would be to, ah, "submit a patch". :)

    I'll _finally_ have my beowulf cluster. :)

    - Jester

  8. Re:Marketing babble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Everybody will get turned on in more or less a simultaneous fashion."

    So they are launching a massive porno attack on the masses?

  9. There's a subtle logic at work here by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's something tricky going on here that is not immediately apparent if all you do is look at and knee-jerk react to this story:

    I download Kazaa. I download Kazaa because Napster doesn't work anymore. Napster doesn't work anymore because the music companies say it rips them off. I don't care about ripping off music companies. But that makes me think: I can see how I'm ripping off artists. Gawd I love Kazaa! But I feel bad about ripping off artists.

    BDE through Kazaa wants to use my computer cycles? Well geez, I feel bad about getting all this great music for free... I owe somebody something... Oh alright, that's a fair exchange.

    The power of guilt.

    Mark my words, people will accept this barter, except for one small problem: the artists still aren't getting paid!

    BDE is getting away with murder: benefiting off of artists by proxy, and benefiting off of consumers, through guilt.

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  10. Re:URL! Always look at the URL! by mister+sticky · · Score: 5, Funny

    jeez, april fools day has turned all us slashdotters into a bunch of cranky, trust-no-one cynics.

    oh wait..

  11. Like this: by shepd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Allow me to explain by example.

    void main()
    {
    doDownloadFiles();
    doUploadFiles();
    doSpyWare();
    doDistributedComputing();
    }

    becomes

    void main()
    {
    doDownloadFiles();
    doUploadFiles();
    /* doSpyWare();
    doDistributedComputing(); */
    }

    Sure, it takes a high-school CS student to figure out what to comment out, but once its re-compiled and distributed on KaZaa, the modified version will spread like wildfire.

    If the license is truly open source, this wouldn't even be illegal (not that KaZaa users really worry about that anyways).

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  12. peanut butter on sphagetti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    recipe using both peanut butter and spaghetti:

    1 serving of spahgetti
    3 tablespoons of soy sauce
    1 tablespoon of peanut butter
    1 tablespoon olive oil
    1 tablespoon of sesame oil
    1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
    1 half of a cucumber, chopped
    pinch of green onions
    pinch of cilantro
    pinch of salt
    pinch of pepper
    pinch of garlic powder
    pinch of powdered ginger

    mix everything but the spaghetti together, and put in the fridge
    boil the spaghetti, and when done, put in a colinder and keep moving it under cold water until the spaghetti is cold
    thouroughly drain the water and mix it in with the peanut butter mixture
    refrigerate for 15 minutes and serve!

    cold sesame noodles, just like the chinese restaurant makes. garnish with sesame seeds and carrot shavings if you like.

  13. Re:Firestorm by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny
    Kazaa is also a program to annoy the hell out of me when someone decides that my IP address just must be a Kazaa machine (even though all my ports are stealthed) and keeps trying over and over again to connect.

    I hate rebooting my machine (every few weeks). I get assigned a new and usually "dirty" IP address - it takes a number of days for the Kazombies to go away!

    I'm tempted to learn enough of the Kazaa protocol to be able to unload a "death packet" on the most persistent of idiots.

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