Gigantic Bugs in Southern California
SloppyElvis writes "...and this time, Silicon Valley didn't create them. ;P CNN picked up this AP story about new species discovered in S.Cal. The most suprising news is this discovery came in such a densely-populated area. Beware, monstrous unknown creatures may be lurking in your backyard!"
Typically my penis ranges between 8 and 14 inches, depending on whether or not it's hard. The scientific name for my penis, according to insectologists in California, is dickus extremus. Unfortunately I was already on the record so it's not a new discovery.