Tool Box PC
Mr. Red Baron writes "A resident geek at Ars Technica has turned his toolbox into a nice little computer. Looks more portable than most LAN party designs I've seen." His webpage has a few more pictures.
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"Resident Geeks" didn't have web pages on AOL!
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Can someone tell me how to get Jedi Knight II to run under Linux? I figure as a bunch of pathetic star wars fans with a hard on for linus you may be able to tell me.
If I can't get this to work, fuck it. Back to Windows XP.
It's blue!!!
Are you new to Unix?
Woooo! Apple needs to employ this guy to make the Macintosh ever LESS desirable! Is he a carpenter??? Nice Stanley tools! I stepped in dog poo today! This rawkz! Someone shove a .45 in my brain stem and pull the trigger! What a great idea! Wooo! News! I'm glad I stayed up late!
And people seriously wonder why Linux isn't competitive on the desktop? Try workin' on the *OS* instead of building half-assed PC boxes Bob Villa.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Excellent. You've got to admire a guy who puts it right in the open. Can anyone spot his jizz rags?
You spent 2 month's making this thing? What the fuck is wrong with you, you have a family!
wife: "are comeing to bed?" man: "fuck you, i'm working on my stupid tool box"
wife: "Fine, fuck you"
man: "now where did i put that jergins"
Jeez, another slashdot story about COMPUTER CASES, surely the dullest topic possible.
If we're not being subjected to intriguing tales of small-footprint Intel boxes (yawn), it's yet another lateral-thinking genius who's fitted a beowulf cluster up a rhino's arse.
Yes, we get it. Computers are indeed small. Move along. Move along.
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But is it practical? He didn't put any radiation shielding in there, and the toolbox has a plastic lid. That means that the toolbox computer will be leaking radiation like buggery, interfering with other electrical and electronic equipment nearby.
And why is this box better than say a small desktop machine? He must have spent hours building it, so it would have been cheaper to just spend a few hundred dollars to get a cheap machine.
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Right... because respectable 'hard working' 9-5'rs don't jerk off to DivX pr0n in front of their computers; only 'lazy fuckers' do. I get it.
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