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New Species of Whale Discovered

dlesko writes: "Scientists have discovered a new species of whale, a startling find made through DNA analysis of some of the marine mammals that washed ashore in California over the past three decades."

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  1. Here be whales. by Perdo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where be my harpoon?

    That night, in the mid-watch, when the old man - as his wont at intervals - stepped forth from the scuttle in which he leaned, and went to his pivot-hole, he suddenly thrust out his face fiercely, snuffing up the sea air as a sagacious ship's dog will, in drawing nigh to some barbarous isle. He declared that a whale must be near. Soon that peculiar odor, sometimes to a great distance given forth by the living sperm whale, was palpable to all the watch; nor was any mariner surprised when, after inspecting the compass, and then the dog-vane, and then ascertaining the precise bearing of the odor as nearly as possible, Ahab rapidly ordered the ship's course to be slightly altered, and the sail to be shortened.

    The acute policy dictating these movements was sufficiently vindicated at daybreak, by the sight of a long sleek on the sea directly and lengthwise ahead, smooth as oil, and resembling in the pleated watery wrinkles bordering it, the polished metallic-like marks of some swift tide- rip, at the mouth of a deep, rapid stream.

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  2. Good taste/bad taste? by zardor · · Score: 1, Funny

    I suppose the Japs will have to go out and catch a few thousand of them for "research purposes"

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  3. Re:strange reporting by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why is it that a story about a new species of whale does not tell us what the new species' name is,

    "New Whale"

    what the similar species name is

    "Classic Whale"

    or what factors of the DNA distinguish the two from each other

    gaca - tcag - gacc - caga - ttag - cacg - ggat - ttcg - gcta - aacc - tatc - ccag - gccg - agac - gacc - caga - tcag - gacc - tatc - ccag - gcaa - aacc - tatc - ccag - gccg - agac - gacc - caga - tcag - gacc - tatc - ccag - gcaa - tcag

    Glad I could help.

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  4. Here's a photo of that News Species! by cfeagans · · Score: 2, Funny

    Interesting... Click this Link to see it.