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Staggeringly Amazing Church of Lego

rcharbon writes: "This link brings you to yet another of the web's compulsive personalities. Almost 18 months in the making, the lego church is astonishing. Christened as a monument to dead cats, no less." I know we post Lego things often, but this is an amazing project from Groundbreaking ceremony to completion. I was especially impressed with the mosaic works. The artist also has a number of other Lego works to check out while you're at it.

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  1. hmm by timdorr · · Score: 5, Funny

    where's the lego tv crew and the lego phone number overlay?

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    Tim Dorr
    Owner/Manger
    A Small Orange
  2. Correct Link by samael · · Score: 3, Informative

    Do you not check those links?

    You should be going here: http://www.amyhughes.org/lego/church/

  3. Kaboom by Shaper+of+Myths · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess their server was built from lego too...

  4. Yikes. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next on "let's bring the Slashdot Effect down on the kind, poor and hapless," the readers of Slashdot bring down the servers of three orphanages, a school for the blind, two hunger project centers, and a sweet little old lady's home-based DSl-linked web server that she uses to organize day trips for the terminally ill.

    1. Re:Yikes. by 56ker · · Score: 2

      Sorry that should've read :

      or how about harnessing the value of the slashdot effect for good? Get a site promoting (insert evil cause here)? - just slashdot it! :)

    2. Re:Yikes. by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 5, Funny
      CERN Advisory: D/.DOS Attack

      Overview
      The CERN/CC has received reports of a new web DOS attack, called the Distributed Slashdot Denial Of Service attack. Rather than depending on exploits readily found in certain HTTP servers, this attack utilizes social engineering to bring down sites that appeal to the technically savvy. Within minutes of the target site's URL being posted on a publicly accessible web site, the target site is bombarded with connection requests. This can result in the complete blocking of even the most robust web farms.

      Workaround
      1. Don't put up a sight that is anywhere close to something considered "Cool", "Kewl", K3wl", "News for Nerds" or "Stuff that matters".
      2. Avoid techno-geek hot topics, including Legos, Mindstorm, Manga, Anime, and Beer
      3. Never, ever post anything complementary about Linux, or disparaging about Microsoft
      4. Never mention the name CowboyNeal

    3. Re:Yikes. by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

      Don't put up a sight that is anywhere close to something considered "Cool", "Kewl", K3wl", "News for Nerds" or "Stuff that matters".

      And how would you end up on /. by posting something like that? This story itself isn't even "News for Nerds", and it certainly doesn't matter. (or so the Troll reasoning goes). Everyone knows it's just Slashvertisements these days anyways.

      *grin*

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      I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep Dracula and Superman away.
    4. Re:Yikes. by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This story itself isn't even "News for Nerds"

      Clearly you are not a nerd.

    5. Re:Yikes. by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

      *sigh* I guess my attempts at sarcasm and heading people off at Troll Pass are woefully misguided.

      'Twas sarcasm.

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      I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep Dracula and Superman away.
  5. Just watch out... by Tadrith · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...for the child molesting Lego priests! *ducks*

    1. Re:Just watch out... by 56ker · · Score: 2

      just thinking how much time must have gone into this project... I wonder what God thinks of it all.

    2. Re:Just watch out... by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      Sounds like a feature for LEGO^H^H^H^H Block Structure Porn

      Tim

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      Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
    3. Re:Just watch out... by 56ker · · Score: 2

      Yes I know - I meant it tongue in cheek really. Next time I'll put a :p on so ppl know.

    4. Re:Just watch out... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      >I love Lego as much as the next geek, but let's
      > not forget: they ARE toys, and no matter how
      >impressive the result of this guy's obsession is,
      >it's hardly of major theological importance.

      what if he built a lego tower all the way to heaven? or what if he built a lego ark big enough to hold two of every animal? or what if he sent a lego half way across the ocean in the belly of a fish? or what if he turned lego's into blood? or what if there were burning legos that talked? or what if... ok that is enough of the ridiculous bible stores.

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      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
    5. Re:Just watch out... by sean23007 · · Score: 2
      Wasn't that one of the newspaper articles from SimCity?
      Obsessed man builds church in your honor... completely out of LEGO bricks!
      Click to see full story...

      ..."It wasn't easy, but I devoted myself, and I just thought, what would Mayor [insert name here] do? That didn't really give me any answers, but the Ancient Golden Llama of Infinite Wisdom told me: 'If you build it, he will come.' So I built it. I'm still waiting for Mayor What's-his-name to show though."
      --

      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    6. Re:Just watch out... by Moofie · · Score: 2

      I think that anytime some person (like this WOMAN) spends time doing anything to glorify God, God appreciates it. He's not as jaded as you.

      Just my opinion. I'll ask Him when I see Him.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    7. Re:Just watch out... by Zarquon · · Score: 2
      or what if there were burning legos that talked?

      Don't give the mindstorm people more ideas... hmm.. TTS chip, speaker, butane tank / valve, large coil for spark..

      --
      "'Tis great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults, greater to tell him his." --Poor Richard's Almanac
  6. the /. effect by mcspock · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hate to suggest it, but perhaps links to sites that can't sustain a /. load shouldn't be posted? Besides the fact that nobody can check this site out after 2 minutes, it's undoubtedly difficult for the webmaster of said site (especially if they have bandwidth limitations, etc).

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    -- Patience is a virtue, but impatience is an art.
    1. Re:the /. effect by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      And ruin their moment of glory?

    2. Re:the /. effect by RedWizzard · · Score: 2

      Amy Hughes doesn't seem too upset about it: a message from her regarding the slashdotting. Now she's looking for a new host though. Anyone here able to help her out?

  7. How Much? by jaybird144 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm just a bit curious as to how much it COSTS to build a castle out of LEGOs... I remember when I used to play with LEGOs, (like 4 years ago...I'm not that old ^_^) I had a hard time scraping enough money together to build a decent castle (for the little LEGO people, that is...) The site is /.ed, so I can't see if it says there - does anyone have figures as to how much the Church of LEGO cost? -Jaybird144

    1. Re:How Much? by infinite9 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It depends on what it's made of (I can't see the site either). In general, you can get lego bricks from bulk ordering sites for 1-25 cents. Of course, they go way up from there, but most aren't too expensive. I once ran a lego brick auction site. 35,000 bricks. I invested $2000 up front. I made back $4000 gross and had 6000 parts left over. To this day, I have a massive herd of lego horses. :-)

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      Disconnect your television. Do your own research. Draw your own conclusions. They're probably lying. Don't be a sheep.
  8. Not NEARLY as interesting as... by thelizman · · Score: 5, Funny
  9. If it doesn't work by JMZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just press your refresh button as fast as you can. And don't give up. Just keep on pressing it. Faster!

    Make sure nobody enjoys it if you can't.

    --
    Let's not stir that bag of worms...
  10. Text from the main page & one picture by thesolo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Since it is already slashdotted, here is the main page. I managed to grab one overhead of the church, you can see it here

    "This project is dedicated to my cat, Precious, who passed away January 8, 2002, the same day construction was completed. May this church, of such amusement to My Little Chirper, express some of the joy she brought me.

    "I thank my God upon every remembrance of you" Philippians 1:3

    About this project

    I got back into LEGO building after a twenty-year "dark ages" as a means of dealing with grief after my first cat, Murray, passed away in June, 2000. I also adopted Precious, my third cat, at that time. She loved to be amidst my building from the start. She didn't disturb partially assembled LEGO objects, or even piles of bricks, so I only had to concern myself with cleaning up loose pieces when I was done working, and I could leave her to play around my assembled work without too much fear of damage.

    My first project was to be a large house, about 4 feet by 2 feet in size. I drew floor plans, and then built much of the front wall as a test of concept. Then I set about creating a pattern for the floor that was to become the living room. I quickly came up with a double row of crosses that reminded me of the center aisle of a church, and building a church suddenly seemed like a more interesting project.

    And so the Abston Church of Christ was conceived as my first LEGO project in twenty years. As the picture above shows, Precious continued to enjoy my building, and as you'll see in the Cats in Church pictures, she and her sister, Anya, made this project quite a lot of fun. Read about it in the construction log.

    As chance would have it, I only had a few hours of work to complete after Precious passed away, so in her honor I wrapped it up that same day. I didn't have a chance to do some small revisions or to build a piano for the church because I wanted to leave it as it was on that day.

    I hope you enjoy this church, because that's how I get to share the memory of My Little Chirper with you. I like to think of this as Precious's Church. "

    Honestly, this is an amazing project, but the site gives me the creeps for some reason.

    1. Re:Text from the main page & one picture by yintercept · · Score: 2, Funny

      This project is dedicated to my cat, Precious, who passed away January 8, 2002, the same day construction was completed.

      Wow, so its not just a lego church, it is a haunted lego church...now that's cool.

    2. Re:Text from the main page & one picture by squaretorus · · Score: 3, Funny

      This guy kills a cat every two years! MAN!!
      I think he probably forgets to feed the poor things while he arranges his bricks!

    3. Re:Text from the main page & one picture by Mostly+Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder if the cat choked on a lego?

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      Chika Chik-ah... do-e ow ow.
  11. Genesis 1:32 by OccSub · · Score: 5, Funny

    And on the eighth day, God created plastic, and he saw that it was good, and he made little teeny-tiny blocks out of it to give geeks something very cool to play with.

    1. Re:Genesis 1:32 by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and bare of foot, man did step upon teeny-tiny blocks of plastic, and he did blaspheme.

    2. Re:Genesis 1:32 by Kasmiur · · Score: 3, Funny

      And on the 9th Day
      The garden of eden website was slashdotted.
      God saw this and realized it was bad.
      He cast the leader of the slashdot and said, "Forver you will drink yellow substance and be denied sleep. You will also fear the sun and lack social skills"

      the great and many slashdotters cheered and ran into thier underground cavern. God realized he made a mistake.

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      -THIS SPACE FOR RENT!
  12. Easily spotted... by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are the ones with the legs on backwards, for obvious reasons.

    --

    "And like that ... he's gone."
  13. Re:Slashdotted! by thesolo · · Score: 5, Informative

    I mirrored a few, here you go (be gentle!):

    1) Overhead of the Church
    2) The Altar
    3) Lego Priest giving a sermon
    4) Lego Organ Pipes
    5) Her cat, Precious, inside the church (you'd think laying on legos would be uncomfortable!)

    Should I be amazed or afraid?! :P

  14. Dead cats by ross.w · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this make the 102nd use for a dead cat?

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    If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
  15. To go along with it beautifully... by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Informative

    Check out The Brick Testament

    Complements it quite nicely.

    -- Dr. Eldarion --

    1. Re:To go along with it beautifully... by Richthofen80 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The most disturbing part of this is the lego illustrations on instructions of slavery. The slave lego people are all black, and some are sporting afros.

      I don't remember afros in the bible, but i could be wrong.

      --
      Reason, free market capitalism, and individualism
    2. Re:To go along with it beautifully... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Oh yes, with that special tinge of parody -- I loved the parts involving flames :)

      BTW, a new Lego-themed DOOM map was released this week. Snag it from http://www.duellist.net/ (No! no!! not all at once! :)

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    3. Re:To go along with it beautifully... by markmoss · · Score: 3, Informative

      Slave = black only in the special circumstances of American history. Biblical slavery was not race based -- mostly the slaves were war captives, although sometimes a criminal would be auctioned off to raise money to compensate his victims, or a bankrupt debtor might be sold to pay the creditors. So a slave might be a foreigner, distinguishable by accent but often not by appearance, or might even be a former neighbor.

      The problem was, if a slave looked like free people, he could escape fairly easily. So in the American south, bondservants (white people who paid for their passage by agreeing to a limited period of slavery) would all too often simply walk away and take up land of their own out on the frontier, but africans couldn't travel even a few miles without showing papers. In other countries without a frontier, non-racial slavery worked better, but there were still problems in the long run. If slaves were used on a job, free men were reluctant to take wages for the same work -- in the antebellum south, there were poor whites that would be happy to take a job "overseeing" the slaves, but would rather eat clay and grass than pick cotton themselves. So in the long term, most societies evolve to either be mostly slave or mostly non-slave. E.g. in Medieval and Renaissance France, a poor man wandering the countryside was obviously a runaway serf. In England serfdom died away, then African slaves were imported for a while, but by the late 1700's slaves were so rare that it was easy to ban slavery entirely. However, in the Arab nations in the same period, only very important persons and desert nomads were free -- and when the Turkish empire extended from Bulgaria to Africa, legally _everyone_ was the Sultan's slave.

  16. Phase 2? by e1en0r · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until the Lego church folk start to attack the Harry Potter lego for evil wizardry? Or until little Lego missionaries try to convert the pirates and the spacemen to their side?

  17. church stats by e1en0r · · Score: 4, Informative

    from her site: It contains approximately 75,000 pieces, including almost 4000 windows, seats 1372 minifigs and is about 7 feet long by 5 1/2 feet wide.

  18. Yep, this guy's stable by Da+Penguin · · Score: 5, Funny
    > I got back into LEGO building after a twenty-year "dark ages" as a means of dealing with grief after my first cat, Murray, passed away in June, 2000

    Some people deal with their emotions, some go into denial, and some build lego cathedrals.

    I guess we should be more sensitive though, those must have been some cats and must have meant a lot to her.

    Really good work, though; astounding detail on the pews, lights, crucifix, lighting...
    I just hope she didn't actually entomb the cat there.

    PS: I now realise that it is not a guy, I just thought that such obsession is usually a guy thing.

  19. Re:Delusional by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 4, Funny

    What would be really scary is if all the parisoners were identical -- white robes, no hair, maybe with a tub of KoolAid in the corner... (I had no idea Lego made so many different people)

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    If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
  20. Ob. Grammar correction by mattman · · Score: 2, Informative

    For the (hopefully) last time:

    Lego is the plural of Lego. Lego is the company. If you must add an 's', use "Lego bricks." The bastardization "Legos" grates on any true fans nerves. Please don't use it.

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    Ideas in this comment are smarter than they appear.
    1. Re:Ob. Grammar correction by wadetemp · · Score: 5, Informative

      As you've stated, the LEGO(R) trademark is an adjective not a noun. A LEGO(R) legal page has more information about this, under "Proper Use of the LEGO Trademark on a Web Site."

  21. A slightly -less- serious religious lego project by MaxwellStreet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How about this fellow? Equally scary, yet interesting . . .

    The Brick Testament

    Very funny, if a bit irreverent . . .

  22. Re:Slashdotted! by WhaDaYaKnow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, I didn't know people looked that happy in church!

    It seems though that some racial profiling was done when selecting the people for this church. ;)

  23. Re:/. effect solution? by rherbert · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about building the cache on top of Squid? Write a program so links would reference, say, http://slashdot.org/cache/www.amyhughes.org/lego/. This program then requests the URL through Squid, which takes care of making sure that the site receives the appropriate number of hits. (Squid checks to make sure the data hasn't changed, and if it hasn't, the data isn't downloaded - this results in the site registering a hit, but not having to transfer any data other than the header response.) If a site seems like it might get slashdotted (and I can usually guess when a URL will be slashdotted), the editor clicks a button and POOF - the URL in the story is automatically changed and the cache program lists it as a valid site to cache (so that people can't use it to bypass pr0n filters at work). This can't be THAT difficult, can it? Squid does all the work for you, and who needs permission from the site to use Squid? Are there any implications (described in the FAQ or otherwise) that I haven't addressed (besides non-relative links in the HTML needing to be rewritten)?

  24. Re:A slightly -less- serious religious lego projec by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you want irreverent, look closely at the figures in the background of the first image in the Flood story.

    http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/the_flo od/gn06_11.html

    (there's not supposed to be a space in 'flo od', I don't know why Slashdot is putting one there, but the link works)

    The guy in the striped shirt is a mime, but his face is too blurry to see that it's painted white. And yes, that's Jar Jar back there, and a guy in a tree stump, and an unfortunate sheep...

  25. Re:Slashdotted! by ArizonaBay · · Score: 4, Funny

    All those white folks, they've gotta be Mormons.

    You all watch too much Simpsons. In the real world, white people aren't yellow. :)

  26. Thank you! I propose the SlashCache (tm) by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sometimes, amongst the thousands of posts about how We hate Copy Protection, Lawyers Stink, I oppose the DMCCYAYYCCY Law Which Prevent me from Downloading Phr33 StUph, there is actually an article about News For Nerds with some cool pictures. I suggest that out of common courtesy, or compassion perhaps, Slashdot will kindly mirror sites with such pictures on the SlashCache, and have the Slashdot article refer to the mirror.

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    If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
  27. Re:/. effect solution? by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

    Amazon.com, Riaa.org, Blizzard.com - These can handle a slashdotting.

    geocities.com/someguy123/manganatalieportmanlego s. html, 123.34.56.256/shinything.html, ServerrunningonaC64.net - these cannot.

    Tim

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    Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
  28. Another mirrored image by piranha(jpl) · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here's another image I've mirrored for the few people that will see this post. It's looking down the main isle, to the front.

    I'm not karma-whoring, honest. If I am moderated up, well, I'm on a 33.6 and I could very well be Slashdotted worse than the original host of this web site. =)

  29. Re:/. effect solution? by patrick42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    so then how does google get away with it? they have cached versions of pages. and what about http://web.archive.org/ ? It seems like slashdot could easily do something similar.

  30. Re:/. effect solution? by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

    I did that on purpose just to be sure i didnt put a valid address :P

    Tim

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    Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
  31. Re:A slightly -less- serious religious lego projec by Dimensio · · Score: 2

    I thought that it was a religious-themed site to promote Christianity through Legos, then I read "Treatment of slaves" and "Women in the Church"

    Funny stuff.

  32. I've been slashdotted by amyhughes · · Score: 5, Informative

    The site actually has a pretty fat pipe, but traffic started to spike a couple days before slashdot even got the story. It looks from emailed comments and the web log like it's being discussed in email, "online journals" and other forums. Traffic has been doubling every day. Would it have survived a slashdotting a week ago? I dunno. I'll get a fatter pipe before I announce the next project :-) In any case, when the server comes back up there'll be no church pictures for a while. Amy

    1. Re:I've been slashdotted by amyhughes · · Score: 3, Informative
  33. Re:/. effect solution? by John+Harrison · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Google cache is a good example. Has anyone sued Google? The Scientologists?

    Still, I think that /. would want to run ads or have subscriptions pay for each page view. I certainly think that it is one thing for someone to simple cache a page. It is another to cache it and show your own ads.

    I don't think that Taco & Co. are worried enough about this problem to do anything about it. If they were they would have done something long ago. The copyright problem seems like an excuse. It would be a simple thing for them to contact small site owners and ask for permission to take a snapshot of a portion of a site and leave it up for a few days. They could even show the sites own ads in addtion to any ads that non /. subscribers see. Heck, if /. actually made $$ they could pay small sites a bit for the right to cache their content for a while.

    Interestingly at least two stories today were from small sites that got hammered within seconds of hitting the front page. In fact, all the Lego (tm) stories that I can remember recently got /.ed so fast that I had to wait until a day or two later to view them.

    I don't seem how anyone is harmed by temporary caching if done with some thought, do you?

  34. An idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    First off, the church is tre's cool and tre's spooky.

    Second, everytime a site gets slashdotted, slashdot should send out a "I got /.ed and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt!" t-shirt to the owner(s).

  35. Re:The site is still down... by space_kadet · · Score: 4, Informative

    The church site (amyhughes.org) is down for the count. I over-stayed my welcome
    at my previous host, and now I'm looking for a fatter pipe. My needs are
    variable, and pretty extreme on the upper end (but nothing like BS, BL, etc)...

    My normal traffic has been about a half gig per month, but I think it's going
    to be in the 2-4 gig range for the forseeable future, with peaks of 2-4 gig per
    *day*, about once per year for a duration of a few weeks. Summary: 4 gig/day
    peek for a few weeks per year, 4 gig per month normal traffic.

    My storage requirements are more modest - perhaps 50 meg.

    I need all email addressed to @amyhughes.org domain routed to me, regardless of
    address. I currently have access to procmail for mail sorting and don't want to
    lose that capability.

    I'd like to be able to control URL re-direction based on referer, and I know
    how to do this in Apache, so I'd like an Apache host. I'll consider other,
    working alternatives, but my requirements are...

    1) prevent other sites from inlining my images
    2) block links from some sites, using regular expressions or something similar
    that is just as flexible

    A Linux box running Apache meets all these requirements, provided the host
    gives me access to procmail, directory-level htaccess and the apache rewrite
    module.

    Any ideas?

    Thanks,
    Amy