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Burrough's Martian Tales Optioned

Posted by Hemos on from the do-it-and-do-it-well dept.

shagrat writes "One of my favorite series of books has been optioned by Paramount. It would be produced by those that created 'The Mummy'. I'm not sure how that makes me feel."

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  1. LUNIX SUCKS!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    LUNIX SUCKS!!!

  2. David Himlen was wrong all along. by Angela+Lansbury · · Score: -1, Troll

    Only several days ago did I notice the bright red rash that had started on my scrotum seemed to be growing at alarming rate and threatining to engulf my genitals entirely in a itching, flaming red, flaky crust like substance. I would go to the doctor but it is a fifteen minute walk and a whole bunch of forms to fill out and the burning sensation I feel when I urinate strangely turns me on.

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    mass mounds of mctasty manchowder
  3. I know how it makes me feel. . . by jafac · · Score: 1, Troll

    It makes me feel icky all over.

    Just like that time when Uncle Jim touched me in my private place, out behind his barn.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  4. Re:Kim Stanley Robinson movies by Jethro · · Score: 0, Troll

    You don't think the technology exists to bore the hell out of people for a few hours?

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    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is kinky.