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Asteroids torn apart by Earth

Posted by michael on from the better-than-the-other-way-around dept.

douglips writes "BBC News has a story about near-Earth Asteroids being broken up by Earth's tidal forces. The binary asteroid systems are studied to learn the density of the bodies, which is just the sort of thing you need to know if you want to nudge one out of a collision course with Earth."

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  1. About time! by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's about time Earth started fighting back! I hope we killed all their dinosaurs, too!

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    1. Re:About time! by zangdesign · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shame on you! Those asteroids are a natural resource that should be protected for all ages. Just because we're raping the ecosystem and pillaging the natural resources of Mother Earth, or Gaeia, as I like to call her, does not give us the right to rape and pillage outer space.

      We need to set up a commission to study and develop plans for the immediate eradication of all tidal forces, especially those killer, destructive ones!

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  2. Recorded in Alien Battlecruiser, Earth Year 1946 by Herak · · Score: 4, Funny
    Zeetlix: Excuse me Commander Zoltrax... won't the earthlings notice when our probe ships burst out of the astroids? I mean, astroids don't just split apart every day you know. Our whole mission will fail if they know we exist.

    Zoltrax: Ah, you worry too much Zeetlix. Even if they ever get the technology to see the astroids splitting apart, earthlings are much too stupid to realize why.

    Zeetlix: Even if they're only earthlings, Commander, eventually they'll figure out something's odd about astroids splitting up ONLY when they come close to their planet.

    Zoltrax: Nah, don't worry about it! Someone will just make up some bullshit rationalization for why it's happening, and everyone will believe it. I mean, hey, look what happened to Jesus of Planet Christ and his invasion. A couple millenia later, and they've turned the whole thing around!

    Zeetlix: Of course, you're right, Commander. Forgive me. Unleash the astroids!