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Knacklappen writes: "A British organization named Federation Against Software Theft (FAST) will according to this article on Monday launch a plug-in for Internet Explorer that will put an 'F' button on a user's browser. Pressing the button, one can easily tipoff FAST about pirated software. The plug-in captures a live example of the site for evidence as well as other basic information about the site. Great idea, but why not mark the button with 'D' for 'denounce'?"

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  1. F is for by sweet+reason · · Score: 3, Funny

    why not mark the button with 'D' for 'denounce'?

    surely it is F for fink.

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    1. Re:F is for by azzy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is brilliant, I wil get it.
      Now I can easily denounce GPL violators!!
      Starting with RM plc (rm.com) for their smartcache product that is GPL software distributed _without_ source, and _without_ offer of source.

  2. I'm getting this! by Sadfsdaf · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm getting this just to claim that every single page on the FAST website is pirated software. Yes, I have no life.

    1. Re:I'm getting this! by carm$y$ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm getting this just to claim that every single page on the FAST website is pirated software.

      Good point; they don't seem aware of crapflooding.

      Also, how secure is the plugin? Why resort to a plugin when you can say "copy'n'paste the url in our webform"? You'd presume people able to install a plugin would be able to copy the offending url, open a new browser window, get www.fast.org.uk from the bookmarks, and paste it there...

      This looks just like a publicity stunt to me.

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    2. Re:I'm getting this! by ethereal · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...Leading to:

      "Slow Down Cowboy! - you have to wait two minutes between submissions to give others a chance to tattle on pirates."

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    3. Re:I'm getting this! by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      I want this too. I want to report all of the pirated software on Goatse!

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  3. The true question.... by x-empt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you are surfing websites looking for warez (pronounced "war-ez" and not "wares" by the true junkies) ... Why the hell would you want to report it to a bunch of copyright police?

    The average joe-shmoe will never run into a download for pirated software unless he is looking for it. So this "plugin" is pointless.... right?

    x-empt

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    1. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Okay, we really need to get this straightened out.

      First of all, allow me to establish my own credentials. I've been reasonably active in "trading" software for 20+ years, since long before there was any really active internet scene. (/crotchety voice)Back then, if you wanted to trade software you had to link up by BBS with someone, and actually go over to their house with a box full of your big-ass 5.25 floppies. It took work in those days, boy. (/crotchety voice)

      Anyway, from the first time the term started being used, warez was always pronounced "wares", to rhyme with "bears".

      Said Simple Simon, to the pieman,
      let me taste your wares

      This "war-ez" business (to rhyme with, i dunno, say, "bore fez") started up some time around the 93-95 zone, in my own experience. I'm not slamming you personally by saying this, just making an observation, but I've tended to see this pronunciation taken up by relative newbies on the scene. I don't like it. "Wares" is simple and elegant, "war-ez" is two syllables, and does not roll off the tounge anywhere near as nicely.

      Not that anyone will care, don't listen to your elders, world going to hell in a handbasket these days anyway, I don't know... (wanders away mumbling)

    2. Re:The true question.... by Ralph+Malph+Alpha · · Score: 5, Funny

      My real name is Jose Juarez. I am illegal alien. When the people say they are looking for the Juarez, I run and I hide but it is too much, I fear the immigration.

      You jus tole me that the people who is looking for the Juarez is just the newbies, I can outrun the newbies, but I cannot run the 20-year professionals. Please do not tell the immigration.

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    3. Re:The true question.... by darien · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've always pronounced it "w'four-threez." Is that wrong?? God, no wonder people always seemed a bit suspicious when I told them I was l'three-threet!

  4. Given all the questions about Kazaa... by Brento · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You would have to be crazy to even think about installing something like this on your system. If its sole intention is to rat on people, wouldn't you think it would monitor just a little bit more than what you volunteered to offer?

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    1. Re:Given all the questions about Kazaa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Store Clerk: You may download Kazaa, but beware - it carries a terrible curse.
      Homer: Oooh, that's bad.
      Store Clerk: But it lets you download music!
      Homer: That's good!
      Store Clerk: The music is also cursed.
      Homer: That's bad.
      Store Clerk: But you get your choice of bit rate!
      Homer: That's good!
      Store Clerk: The maximum bit rate is capped at 128kbps.
      Homer: ...
      Store Clerk: That's bad.
      Homer: Can I download now?

  5. What if... by mberman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Someone smart with a broad userbase, like AOL, got paid a large amount of money by the RIAA to release a FastTrack client with a little "F" button to its users, complete with instructions to press it whenever they see a copyrighted song. I think the likelihood of it working (rather than just backfiring and giving all AOL users access to stolen mp3s) is far higher than any of us would like to think...

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  6. Idn't that nice... by statikuz · · Score: 3, Funny

    "People may be reporting instances of illegally pirated software simply out of the goodness of their hearts..." Aww.

    1. Re:Idn't that nice... by cperciva · · Score: 3, Funny

      "People may be reporting instances of illegally pirated software simply out of the goodness of their hearts..."

      Versus reporting instances of legally pirated software?

  7. Hey, Slashdot needs this by The+Original+Bobski · · Score: 4, Funny

    All you have to do is press the "S" button for article submission.

    Of course the editors need an "R" button for "Rejected." But then, I think auto-reject is a feature already built in. :)

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  8. Here's a good site by mfos.org · · Score: 5, Funny

    www.gnu.org

    Seriously though, there was this kid I knew who would spend a week at a time to download software off AOL. He had heard about Linux and wanted to try it out. So he asked me where a good place to get pirated iso's of it were.

  9. Re:Mess them up. by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That would only work if this software simply sends the data of the page and the url where it was found. What if it transmits your ip? Well then you can be filtered out. Only people that have low submissions from a single ip would be counted as where if you submit adobe.com and slashdot.org and freshmeat and they run a parse script, they can tell if you are trying to mess with them. Who knows though?

    Lets just reverse engineer the protocol and write our own clients with spoofed source addresses. Shouldn't be that hard.

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  10. The True Usage by Rayonic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The true users of this software will be:

    A) Self-appointed vigilantes with nothing better to do.

    B) Immature little warez kiddies turning in sites that belong to "opposing" warez groups.

    As a side note, how many times do you think The Underdogs will be turned in per day?

  11. How to make this work. by Jagasian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In order for this to work, each time you give a site an "F", you should be contractually bound so that if it turns out that the site is legit, then you are the one that gets in trouble: you would have to pay a fine.

    Then, in order to give people a motive for using this plug-in, the company should pay bounty money to the vigilante via a Paypal type system.

    This fine/bounty system would turn the internet into the wild west, but it might just work. You would end up with roaming internet cowboys who made a living by busting pirates.

    However, the system should be more sophisticated, give the user more tools: IRC, USENet, and other protocols are often used for piracy. The report tool should be able to legally document those types of sources.

    If noone could pirate software, far more people would end up using free software. Think about it.

    1. Re:How to make this work. by lkaos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If noone could pirate software, far more people would end up using free software. Think about it.

      I would rather more people use free software because it is of higher quality than commerical software. I personally get a bit disturbed when people say, "I didn't want to pay lots of money, so I decided to use this." These are the first people who then bitch about stuff as if they are paying for support.

      People who right free software are not just trying to write free - as in beer - stuff for the moochers of the net, they are trying to write quality software.

      I don't use Linux because it's free in either sense of the word. I use it because it's better than Windows.

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    2. Re:How to make this work. by cygnusx · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I don't use Linux because it's free in either sense of the word. I use it because it's better than Windows.
      Good stand to take. Which is why I always have a Linux box lying around which I can SSH to and develop on.

      On the other hand, because I don't have much spare time, and because most Linux desktop apps are very, very immature*, I do not use Linux on my (primary) desktop. I suspect Windows 2000 (or Windows XP Home for home users) and OS/X is a far better choice for most users as a desktop OS -- they are rock solid (for desktop standards) and have a more polished, integrated feel to them.

      *Exceptions: Mozilla, OpenOffice, maybe XMMS and the Gimp. For Joe Public this *may* be enough, but there are lots of people who need more. But poor font support, quirky cut and paste, printers/hardware that are difficult to configure... all these make Linux a poor desktop choice.

  12. More Info by Jagasian · · Score: 4, Informative

    THE FEDERATION AGAINST Software Theft (FAST) relies on the kindness of strangers in its effort to short-circuit pirates selling illegal software over the Internet, so in its effort to encourage the reporting of such pirating, the organization wants to make whistle-blowing as simple as the push of a button.

    Early next week, the London-based nonprofit will launch a software plug-in for Microsoft's Internet Explorer (IE), that when installed will put an "F" button on a user's browser, said lawyer and FAST representative Julian Heathcote Hobbins. The "F" stands for "fast," not "fink." The software will be free and available at the FAST Web site, http://www.fast.org.uk/.

    "The software makes reporting instances of illegal software piracy very straightforward and simple. In the past, people would have to go to our Web site and fill out a form to do so and the process was rather complicated. That's completely changed with this software; it's free, easy and you can even make an anonymous report if you'd like," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    If a user finds him or herself on a Web site that sells illegal software -- be it music, games, movies or programs -- one click on the "F" will pull up a box. A person can fill in their name, a fake name or no name at all, answer a few other questions, and then click send.

    "Included in FAST's software is Webcam software that captures a live example of the site for evidence as well as other basic information about the site," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    FAST was set up in 1984 by the British Computer Society's Copyright Committee and works in a fashion similar to the Business Software Alliance (BSA) in Washington, D.C. "The BSA also investigates reports of software privacy, but its reporting process is very complicated," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    Companies' revenue losses due to software piracy were nearly $11.8 billion worldwide in 2000, according to the BSA's annual report. The organization's report for 2001 is expected to be published next month.

    FAST, which does not concern itself with peer-to-peer file sharing, had been receiving a steady stream of e-mail and telephone calls reporting the sale of illegal pirated software until recently, he said.

    "Since between December and this spring, our e-mails have fallen to about 10 on the weekends and one or two a night on the weekdays. That works out to about 1,000 reports a year, which is about a fifth of what it had been. I don't know if that's because pirates have gone more underground or perhaps our old system was a bit of a pain. That's why we created the new reporting software, which we believe is the first of its kind," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    Once FAST receives a tip-off about pirated software, it investigates the claim. If FAST is satisfied that the report is valid, Heathcote Hobbins sends a letter to the ISP (Internet service provider) hosting the Internet software pirates' Web site, informing the ISP of the problem and requesting the site be shut down or that similar action be taken.

    "ISPs have been very responsive to this issue, and once they are made aware of anything illegal, are generally keen to put a stop to it. FAST is about stopping illegal software but we also work with the other enforcement bodies, covering music, movies and games," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    FAST has also been developing a close relationship with the Software & Information Industry Association (SIIA) in Washington, D.C. "Obviously, the Web is global and the problem isn't just confined to the U.K. In fact, I just got a tip-off from the States this week. We are looking to broaden our horizons, but that takes time and money," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    FAST is also developing plug-in software for the Netscape browser but is uncertain what the time frame for its release is.

    The company makes money through corporate and industry membership fees. Companies like the international engineering, construction and services group, Balfour Beatty PLC, and Yorkshire Electricity Group PLC pay yearly fees beginning at $863, depending on the size of the company, to have FAST audit the company to ensure that all of the software the company is using is legal.

    FAST not only monitors for software sold illegally over the Internet, but for unregistered software that is being used by companies. About 37 percent of business software used worldwide in 2000 consisted of illegal copies, according to the BSA report.

    "There are different types of people that report different types of things. For example, people reporting the sale of illegal software over the Internet may have been burned when they bought illegal software in the past that was ripped badly. Or an IT manager in a company may want to make sure his employer isn't inadvertently doing something illegal. Or in both cases, people may be reporting instances of illegally pirated software simply out of the goodness of their hearts," Heathcote Hobbins said.


    1. Re:More Info by gilroy · · Score: 3, Funny
      Blockquoth the poster:

      THE FEDERATION AGAINST Software Theft (FAST)

      So, the question is: Is this the good Federation of Star Trek, or -- more likely, considering its British origin -- the evil Federation of Blake's 7.


      Throw in the Trade Federation of Phantom Menace and it becomes clear that evil Federations outnumber good ones. :)

    2. Re:More Info by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Interesting
      • in its effort to short-circuit pirates selling illegal software over the Internet

      Now, here I am 100% behind them. But that's not what they are going to catch with this. Try and find a web site actually selling pirated software. Go on, try. If you find one, is it based in the UK? Didn't think so, and that's all FAST cares about, despite any claims they make to the contrary.

      Here's my experience with FAST. I agree with them that commercial piracy does steal from developers (where I disagree is that the amount of lost revenue is the retail cost of the pirated software, not the full price of the licensed version). And so I do actually report commercial piracy to them when I find it. I wouldn't say I'm a vigilante, just that I occasionally spend ten minutes trolling eBay.co.uk looking for obvious pirate sales, and querying the sellers about whether they are selling originals. You'd be surprised how honest and open people are about what they're selling, and it's that casual "of course they're copies, you got a problem with that?" attitude that actually pisses me off the most.

      Want to know the net results of about a year of such reporting? A bunch of auctions got pulled. One guy lost his ISP access. And I received a bunch of email threats, including a death threat from a guy who lives just a few miles away (although he doesn't know that, I hope). The police have told me that they aren't in the least bit interested in handling these threats, and in fact the local constabulary suggested (informally) that I consider "not making such a bloody nuisance" of myself. FAST thank me for my efforts, assure me that all necessary steps have been taken to prevent the sale, but regret to inform me that the amounts in question are too small for them to allocate resources to a prosecution.

      So, there you go. Net result to commercial pirates: a tiny little bit of inconvenience. Net result to me: I have to buy better locks for my door and keep a fire extinguisher handy.

      What FAST are interested in is The Big Bust, tens of thousands of pounds. But they are not going to find this on the web, which is all this tool deals with. The Big Bust happens when they raid a market trader with thousands of CD's, or crash an office (or government department) running unlicensed Microsoft gear. But none of this is exposed on the web. This is a great solution to a problem that never really existed.

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  13. Truly Scary Part by dcavens · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The really scary part is this: (from the linked article):

    The company makes money through corporate and industry membership fees. Companies like the international engineering, construction and services group, Balfour Beatty PLC, and Yorkshire Electricity Group PLC pay yearly fees beginning at $863, depending on the size of the company, to have FAST audit the company to ensure that all of the software the company is using is legal.


    Seems like a bit of a conflict to me: sure, pay us to confirm that you don't have illegal software, and we won't tell ourselves.

    It's like having to pay protection money, so they won't come and break our kneecaps.

  14. Don't suspect your neighbor -- report him! by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 4, Funny

    Suspicion Breeds Confidence!

  15. The Underdogs by Jagasian · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Underdogs really tries to only post the binaries for games that are no longer sold. If a game is re-released, or still sold after a really long time, he has a review of the game, but doesn't post the binaries. The Underdogs tries its best to live up to the Abandonware promise.

    1. Re:The Underdogs by ahde · · Score: 4, Funny

      by playing jumpman or bubble bobble you are robbing Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony of your game playing time.

      Based on the number of hits to servers hosting sites such as theunderdogs.net (say 1 million) multiplied by the estimated number of hours per day people are playing abandonware games (2 hours per day) divided by the amount of time it takes to beat the average modern game (42 hours) Multiplied by the typical new video game price ($49.95), so called "abandonware" is costing game companies $868 millon lost revenues anually do to theft of valuable consumer entertainment time, not even taking into the consideration the lost mind share innovative game companies are losing to zombie corporations like Commodore, Atari, and ...er... Nintendo.

      No comment was made about parasite "open source" games such as nethack and doom, but Blizzard executives have accused the first game of "riding on the coattails of their popular Diablo II game" and "infringing on playability copyrights"

  16. I want a version of this... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... for reporting spam. I am NOT playing vigilante for copyrighted software. It is NOT that hard to find. And what would my reward be?

    Screw that. But if I could press an F button to say 'this is spam' and have it reported, then in theory maybe somebody'll do something about it, and I'll have less shit in my inbox. That would be a rather satisfactory incentive for me to report stuff like this.

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    1. Re:I want a version of this... by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 4, Informative

      Try Spamcop it can be set up to use with Outlook (not sure about other clients) so that you just click the little magic 8-ball button on your toolbar and your spam is reported.

  17. Re:Mess them up. by jmaslak · · Score: 4, Funny
    Lets just reverse engineer the protocol and write our own clients with spoofed source addresses. Shouldn't be that hard.

    It probably uses TCP. Contrary to popular opinion, spoofing TCP is very difficult. It's about as hard as factoring 1024 bit prime numbers - you can factor 1024 bit numbers "off-line", but you have to guess sequence numbers "real-time" to do TCP spoofing.

    Unless of course you are planning on injecting false BGP routes into the backbone - well above the capabilities of most people.

    I'm actually getting tired of hearing how easy it is to spoof IPs. For ICMP/UDP? Sure. Old SunOS, Windows, and Linux? Sure. But if you are using modern operating systems, it is nearly impossible to spoof TCP.
  18. No surprises here. by kafka93 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    FAST has long been at this kind of thing: some years back, they started pushing their "shop your boss" campaign, whereby they encouraged people to report their employers if they were using privated software.

    Such tactics as these are really quite chilling, and can surely do FAST no favours whatsoever. It's ironic that, by pushing this kind of crap, the powers-that-be continue to harm their cause: these draconian tactics will only serve to encourage the view of the software pirate as a Robin Hood figure fighting an evil force. And, indeed, the organisations who're pushing this kind of stuff generally *are* the true thieves who are *truly* costing the software developers their money. After all, who can really trust people who try to convince you that, in a free market economy, the logical economic response to flagging sales (as a result of piracy) is the raising of prices...?

    Most pirates know that what they're doing is questionable; compared with the likes of the RIAA and FAST, though, their sins are made to seem small and insignificant. I can only hope that continued moves like this will encourage society as a whole to address industry-serving laws that allow teenagers who copy games to be locked up, whilst (for example) keeping animal abuse acts a simple misdemeanour in several states.

  19. Ironic twist was Re:More Info by gilroy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Blockquoth the article:

    "Included in FAST's software is Webcam software that captures a live example of the site for evidence as well as other basic information about the site," Heathcote Hobbins said


    Hey, what if that webcam captures some of the original stuff I put on the Web? Isn't that, in itself, copyright infringement? And does that mean I should click the "F" button while at their website? :)
  20. Re:Mess them up. by kubrick · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's about as hard as factoring 1024 bit prime numbers

    I can factor 1024-bit primes easily.

    Each has two factors -- itself and 1.

    Products of 1024-bit primes, on the other hand, could be a bit more difficult...

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  21. Re:Someone tell me by gilroy · · Score: 3, Informative
    Blockquoth the poster:

    What does this have to do with My (or Your) Rights Online?

    Well, the establishment of a self-appointed unaccountable vigilante force roaming the Web certainly seems to bear on YRO. Much like the "safe harbor" provision of the DMCA, this would appear to encourage ISPs to shoot first and ask questions later.
  22. Re:this won't work by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I agree that I think this won't work very well, but I believe for the opposite reason you do. I think it's too easy. First off, car alarms go off mostly for no reason, not because someone is stealing a car. If you see a site distibuting pirated software, it would be more like watching a car driving away with the alarm going off. Now, imagine everyone has a little button on their pants that would alert police that a car is being stolen and give them all the necessary information and evidence to capture and prosecute the car thief. I think people would find this so easy as to be an obligation if they were to witness a car theft.

    The problem is, it's too easy. These people are kidding themselves if they think that they're not going to get DOS'ed to hell. There will be plenty of erronious submissions from people who mean well but made a mistake, but there will be millions more from people who just want to fuck them over, and they'll win. Ultimately, a human will have to examine each one of these reports so it will be very very easy to flood them to the point that it's not worth it anymore. Besides all that, how often will some honest person run into pirated software anyway, unless they're specifically looking for it just to bust some pirates. But, this would be more like what you're talking about. No one is going to put forth the effort to locate software pirates just to turn them in unless they're getting paid for it.

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  23. Re:Mess them up. by BlueWonder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to Netcraft, www.fast.org.uk runs Microsoft Windows 2000, which is vulnerable to initial sequence number guessing.

  24. Will this move people away from IE? by palfrey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One possiblity - all of the assorted "warez" sites may start automatically bouncing anyone with IE, saying "use something that doesn't report us" or similar....

    A plus for Mozilla, Opera, et al. Not necessarily the sort of advertising they'd ever want to use, but every download helps.

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  25. Come on.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For fsck's sake people, software piracy is *bad*!

    There are people out there who depend on software sales for a living. If you don't want to pay for software, you can use free as in beer software. Much of free as in beer software is also free as in speech.

    I neither want to pay out hard cash, nor do I want to be restricted by legalese. So, I use GPL'd software where I can. Apache webserver, for example. Samba, instead of Windows network server. You know, stuff like that...

    However, I also want to play Half-life, and Counterstrike. It took time and money to make these games. Yes, I could get pirate copies off Gnutella, but I want the *actual real copies* bought in a shop. So I have the right to own the proprietary software I use, and I have the right to use the free software I use.

  26. Wow... by AnimeFreak · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's kind of neat that we can now press a button and take down a website.

    Before such software as that, we had to get it posted on Slashdot.

  27. Can you say "spin doctoring?" I knew you could! by driehuis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or an IT manager in a company may want to make sure his employer isn't inadvertently doing something illegal.

    Yeah right. An IT manager who is not sure of that should look for another job. And if he doesn't have the balls (or whatever the PC equivalent for female managers is) to do that, chances are s/he won't rat on his/her employer either.

    So it is rather safe to read this sentence as "Or a disgruntled IT manager who has an axe to grind with his employer".

    We got ratted on a couple of years ago, had to burn several man months to prove our case, and we got a thank you note in the end because we had way too many licenses. No compensation for being fraudulently accused of theft, obviously. It hasn't crossed the minds of the lyncing mob that having, say, 1000 PC's, only 300 of them were licensed to run version X of a certain excuse for an OS, could mean that we would be legal if 700 of them ran an outdated but perfectly paid-up OS. Hmmm, running wasn't the word actually, we had a stockpile of 486's that we couldn't get rid of because they were technical write-offs, but financially on the books.

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  28. My antidotum by Shiny+Metal+S. · · Score: 3, Funny

    In order for this to work, each time you give a site an "F", you should be contractually bound so that if it turns out that the site is legit, then you are the one that gets in trouble: you would have to pay a fine. Then, in order to give people a motive for using this plug-in, the company should pay bounty money to the vigilante via a Paypal type system.

    My antidotum would be a website like this:

    Hey d00d! cHecK 0u+ Th15 c00L 50f+waRe! wHY pay 4 |t wh3N U can D/L it H3r3! HEHEHE!!! Ju5T U53 kEY: 1234514-13451-1345 & U g0T iT f0r FREE!!!!! WAREZ RULEZ!!!! & d0N'+ 4G3T 2 Ch3cK 0u+ Th1Z rU55iAn Und3Rgr0uNd Serv3R! tHey g0+ 4250 wAr3Z pR0grAmz!!!!!! cLiCK h3R3 to G3T 2 mY HidD3N FtP War3Z serv3R wItH ***FULL!!!*** vErS|0Ns Of gImP, m02|LLa, kDe, gN0m3, aPaCH3 WeB s3Rv3R (FULL ENTERPRISE VERSION, noT thE sHar3War3 Sh|T!!!!!) eV3rYtH|nG pAtcH3D & U d0NT nEEd Ser|AL NuMb3rZ & r3G k3Yz!!!!!!! Et cetera...

    A fine guaranteed.

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  29. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  30. Make sure you... by mgblst · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...don't press the button until after you have
    downloaded the software

  31. I am SOOOO getting this..... by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, sweet sweet irony!!!

    I'm gonna get this thing and click that button on EVERY MICROSOFT PAGE I visit. Come on, you can't think that Microsoft really came up with Windows on it's own! Just stolen from Apple & Xerox of course. Maybe if enough people report Microsoft as a Warez site, they'll have to take it down!

    Hey, this is giving me ideas. How about if Apple sends a DMCA notice telling Microsoft to stop selling software that infringes on their IP!!! Love to see the response letter to that!

    But seriously, it would be best for everyone on slashdot to download this browser, and setup 'Push the Freaking Button' or similar software to automatically submit every site they visit. In millions of reports of Yahoo.com, do you think they could find the sites that are actually pirates? It would be better for them to just look through every site on the web on their own.

    Slashdotters: This is your mission should you choose to accept it... I am the inventor and owner of the color 'white', also known as '#FFFF'. Report any sites on the web you visit that are illegially using MY COLOR! Together, with the help of the DMCA, we can prevent IP infringements!

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  32. Fear is the mind-killer by leonbrooks · · Score: 3
    Don't be stupidly faithful. God said to doubt all people, that includes the person who handed you the bible.

    I guess the obvious response is `says who?' (-:

    What God does say is `Prove all things, hold fast that which is good' in 1Thessalonians 5:21, but if you distrust the Bible, why would you apply just that one verse from it? (-:

    God is not coin-op, not a performing monkey, but if you seriously ask Him to prove Himself to you personally (ask, not demand), He often will. But you must be listening. Or shall I quote you the parable of the man on the roof of the flooded house?
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