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Wireless, GPS-Loaded 'Bait Car' Traps Thieves
captainClassLoader writes: "The Washington Post is reporting that a late-model car, loaded with wireless surveillance gear, a remote kill switch and GPS, is being left (unlocked, presumably) on the streets of the Washington, D.C. metro area as 'bait' for car thieves. This article reports that they've just made their first bust with the vehicle."
fuck post
We put Tux on the table, belly down. That probably wasn't so smart, but we figured if he tried to sl ide, we could just beat him over the head with the dildo. He was already beaten up pretty badly, but my buddy and I enjoyed the fight he put up. We weren't quite sure where to begin at first; it'd be a shame if the party was over too quick. We figured a bit of fondling was in order, you know, to get us worked up and get Tux's juices flowing. As I "grepped" his buttocks and groin, my friend caresse d his face with the long, pink dildo. The penguin let out a few cries of discomfort, wanting obvioul sy to be set free. He knew what was in store for him. But at the moment of one of his bellows, my f riend was able to stick the dildo in his beak! Tux was enraged and he began to twist and spasm, tryi ng to get out of our grip. "Seems the little fucker's got his strength back!" To solve the problem, I hit him over the head a few times. Not too hard, of course. We wanted him to be conscious so he could enjoy the eXPerience to the max. Not wanting to risk the same thing with his own cock, my frie nd thrust and withdrew the dildo from Tux's mouth slowly. "If only we could get rid of that beak," h e says. I thought it was an interesting idea, something to consider later.
I however, was about to start my own fun. Working up my penis to a nice, firm erection with some AstroGlide (which I had first learned about on that Linux/cyberterrorism web site "slashdot"), I slowly guided into the penguin's tight ass. Tux , still slightly conscious, let out a few half-hearted screams of pain, and twitched slightly. Once my penis was all the way inserted, I got up on Tux's back and grabbed his chest firmly. Without much ceremony, I began to bang the creature hard, like he was a Salvation Army drum. He appearantly love d it... or hated it. I couldn't tell. All I know is that the more he screamed, the harder I fucked. It didn't take me long to reach climax! I exploded deep in his ass with a gigantic load. The pres sure was too much at this point and all around my penis, there was a gushing of cum, blood, and feces that flowed like a waterfall onto the floor. Tux was unconscious by this time, so were free to do w hatever we wanted.
And that's when it really got crazy!
MODERATION
were going to see a mydrid of posts condeming this as entrapment. No one forces these people to commit these crimes. So what have we to fear?
BASE Conflict for Quake 3
1. Shake it to the left
2. Shake it to the right
...if these cars also have the 50,000 volt car-jacker traps like the one in RoboCop!!!
Chris
Aw, don't be mad... You'll get that billygoat eventually! Try not to make so much noise under your bridge.
A slashdot computer left unlocked with no firewall is being used to bait and capture trolls, CmdrTaco reported the other day.
You're right. We should just give up. Why even try something new and innovative. We aren't ever going to get to the source of it.
Are you really that stupid?
Bring some Vaseline before you try it out...
Read the f**cking article you worthless sh*ts. Why are all slashdotters absolute morons?
Matter of fact, the +1 bonus was unintentional...karma just got up to 25 and I posted without realizing that the bonus is automatically applied without saying you don't want it applied.
So calm down. Yikes.
So you posted at +1. Big whoop. It's more effort to turn it off than it is to leave it turned on. That troll just made it sound like you went to all this trouble to post at +1. Bah. Just ignore 'em.
Al Qaeda has ninjas!
HA! reminds me of a taco bell near me in which they have talking trash cans from the 80s that said "thank you" everytime you put something in