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Vegas: Monorails v. Gridlock

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the ring-came-off-my-pudding-can dept.

TimeTrip writes "Vegas seems to be taking a little cue from Disney. 'Las Vegas, which never stops thinking big, has just embarked on its most ambitious, costly attempt to solve a problem that once seemed impossible to have in this sprawling desert valley: gridlock. It is building the nation's largest monorail system.'" Or maybe they'll be taking their cue from Lyle Lanly. Frankly this sounds more like a Shelbyville idea.

12 of 469 comments (clear)

  1. Prez Sez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Monorails are for losers. Take it up the sweet buttery cornhole, slashfags, RMS is waiting for you to suck his cock.

  2. TP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Purd Toast!!
    i mean
    Third post!!!

  3. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    no, good sir, i'm on the level.

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  5. Re:Monorail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How is that a troll? The moderators really are on crack, aren't they?

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  7. Re:Links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  8. IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    12. For more than 25 years, Microsoft has been at the forefront of the development of the PC industry. Microsoft has played an important role by creating software--MS-DOS and later Windows--that created substantial business opportunities for other companies, which in turn made our operating systems more valuable. Today Microsoft is investing in a next generation computing platform, XML Web Services, that holds the potential to unleash new waves of productivity gains in the economy.

  9. Re:build your own backyard monorail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this is not "Interesting". This is "Off Topic".

    Please mod this down.

    The backyard monorail was posted like 2 weeks ago. Get real.

  10. Re:how about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I got a fucking huge penis.

  11. This will probably get modded down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ok, Im sick of the damn posts that are like, 'This is sure to get modded down', or 'Go ahead and mod me down', and proceed to get modded up to 3,4, or 5 due to feeble minded moderators who seem to be prone to reverse psychology.

    ITS GETTING OLD. Anti-Karma Whoring is the new Karma whoring. Why don't you go ahead and post a beowulf joke along with some hot grits insight and then put a requisite 'I bet you will mod me down' at the bottom and watch your post get modded up to 5.

    Oh yeah, Mod this post down if you have to, This needed to be said. I bet you've already moderated this down.

  12. anything original to add or just ripping simpsons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    jesus.