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Attack of the Clones: Less Plastic Crap, More Story?
Newsweek has an article in which George Lucas states that there were parts of Episode One that were damaging to the Star Wars franchise. (shocker, I know) "The last movie did not live up to expectations." They'll cut the merchandise by two thirds, as they still have tons of unsold Episode One merchandise. Yahoo is also running an AOTC story. Mild spoilers in the linked stories, by the way.
At least now I know no major characters die at the end of the movie. Otherwise it would have been mentioned on Slashdot's main page.
For some reason I have this huge fear the Episode II will be somewhat of a click flick. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Clusters of wannabe Portman teenager girls, worry about that for a second.
Buy a Nintendo DS Lite
> There's even a Darth Vader Beer Stein for cryin' out loud!
Real vaders quaff their brew out of their helmets.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
No, this film is about IBM in the 80's, and how they lost the PC market.
Lucasfilm saved its best goodies, though, for the Web geeks, a stratum of "Star Wars" fandom that, in the past, it had communicated with only via cease-and-desist orders.
Absolutely brilliant line.
I can just imagine an archeological expedition thousands of years from now digging up an old garbage dump and what do they find? Tons of unwanted Episode 1 merchandise. "What a strange idol they worshipped" :Pulls string: "Me'sa tink d'is a ba' idea!" They'll think we're morons.
Someone you trust is one of us.
Episode I dialog generator:
if (drand48() < 0.5)
return "be mindful";
else
return "you assume too much";
The moderation options need a '+/-1: he asked for it'.
--locust
In my day, we actually saw the movie before deciding weather it was good or not...
-Xuff
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Sorry, but it is impossible to get .02 seconds of screen time. The smallest amount of screen time that is possible is .042 seconds ((1 second)/(24 fps) = .042).
=)
Also, I was to look forward to a fluffer romance.
Um... about "fluffer romance"... er... nevermind, i'll resist the childish impulse.
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"Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
You mean, there's official Star Wars(TM) plastic crap, and I've never seen it??? If they're going to be making less of it, I'd better pick some up fast. No more generic fake do-do for me. From now on it's Star Wars(TM) plastic crap, or nothing at all... unless they make fake vomit too.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
I remember when I was a bit younger, some products would have tie ins...perhaps you would get a starwars toy in your frosted flakes or at McDonalds or something.
Now they are not even trying...they just have a "Star Wars Episode II" cereal - not even trying to hide a merchandising tie in.
What's next: "Star Wars Corn Based Merchandising with Sugar"
Well, sadly, that explains laws like the DMCA.
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