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Viruses: More Hype than Danger?

blankmange writes "CNN is carrying a story on how the big virus scares within the last year or so have been just that: scares, usually hyped by the media with software companies standing by to reap the profits. 'The market for computer security is booming as PC users become more aware of the need to protect themselves from worms and viruses. "Code Red" hit the headlines in July last year, with dire predictions that the PC worm would cripple the Internet. Yet in the end, Code Red didn't even make the year's virus Top 10.' PDAs are the next marketing target, along with cellphones."

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  1. code red is hype? by jred · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a good thing that Code Red was such a flop. Considering the # of hits my apache server gets every day from CR/nimda, I'd hate to see what would happen if it were still around.

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  2. The envelope please... by bckspc · · Score: 3, Funny


    The "Top 10 for 2001" they are referring to are listed here.
    En español aquí.

    Funny, they all seem to have something in common...

  3. Re:Scares are enough by Binky+The+Oracle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agreed.

    After all, "just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

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  4. I'd mod this guys post up to 5 ! by bushboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Exactly,

    DUMB COMPUTER USERS

    Fact is, 99% of the world fit that category.

    There was an article about designing UI's few days back and all I could think about was my financial partner who has to be told how to minimize a window every time.

    The kinda guy that uses a remote email connection to send 10meg word documents to the person in the office next to him, even though all he needs to do is to send locally in 1/100th of the time.

    The marketing-type person who leans over your shoulder when your computing and says to a client :-

    "You know, these machines are amazing !"

    Yeah - you should see the user jump through hoops of fire !

    And we worry about virus problems being over-hyped ?

    Screw the viruses,

    I can see the headlines now :-

    "Dumb computer users seen as the biggest risk to computer security."

    "Symantec announces the anti-dumb-computer-user fix"

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  5. Re:Was the CNN author a Systems Administrator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    > "But I swear I didn't open that attatchment" To which I would reply, "The computer must have MAGICALLY sprouted hands and fingers and opened the attatchment itself, oh don't forget it also typed in your webmail username and password for you too"
    ...
    &gt ;I dunno, being jobless all this time has made me realize a few things.

    Like, "don't insult your coworkers if you want to stay employed"?

  6. Re:Scares are enough by tenman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stool,
    I like that story much better, and this is turning out to be a nice little thread here. Sorry to hear about the carpet guy (I'm glad to heat that you sleep with a gun now, I was getting worried about your habbit of sleeping with blowup sheep dolls. [j/k]) I hope the the apartment chick was cute and was into you rimming her. Also, I've never tried to walk around with my pants down, but your right, nothing has ever happened to mr be back there.

    I want to thank AC for pointing out the difference in deface and distroy. His/Her examples where right on target, and let me know that defacing an object does not mean to make it completely unusable. Two thumbs up to him, except where he called me a wise ass. I didn't enjoy that part, but as it turns out, he might be right.

    sit back and enjoy the rest of your day and thank you for flying NorthSouthern Airlines.

  7. Re:Was the CNN author a Systems Administrator? by LadyLucky · · Score: 3, Funny
    There's no enjoyment in a job where you have to put out fires for 200+ people a day because they're too fucking stupid to figure out simple shit for themselves

    Dude, if they could, you wouldnt have a job. Oh wait...

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