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Text-Mining Your E-mail

Posted by Hemos on from the doing-the-research dept.

Misha writes "There have been a number of weeks/months in anyone's life that called for a better organization of your Inbox. filtering and folders work, but it'd be nice to have an text-mining tool running in the background that categorized incoming messages by topic as they arrive. It's nice to see that besides NLP research, there are some great algorithmic advances being done, as seen in this paper. Perhaps even one of them Perl monkeys will quickly hack such a background tool." Note: it's a PostScript file.

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  2. hi, i need to ask a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    How can I forget something? I've just learnt something that I want to forget (in the past hour), and I want to forget it completely. It's pretty damn important. Thanks.

  3. Re:I don't hate Jews. by fscking_coward_2001 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If [Jordan|Saudi Arabia|Egpyt|etc] is so pro-Palestine, why don't they simply absorb all the Palestinians?

    Thanks for the brilliant point, Mr Anonymous "I'm so lame I won't post as myself" Coward. You win the Slashdot Sophistic Argument of the Day award!

  4. Re:Have you tried.... by Lisias · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Outloko?

    Yes, I did. But Yesterday a virus came and erased all my mail boxes...

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    --
    Lisias@Earth.SolarSystem.OrionArm.MilkyWay.Local.Virgo.Universe.org
  5. Re:Yet another reason for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Are you saying I'm non-technical?

    I'm saying you're a worthless fuck. I could give a shit whether or not you're technical.

    Exchange sucks, and Notes is almost as bad. If that's your only frame for comparison you've been confined to the sort of Hell you deserve.

    Good day.