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Text-Mining Your E-mail
Misha writes "There have been a number of weeks/months in anyone's life that called for a better organization of your Inbox. filtering and folders work, but it'd be nice to have an text-mining tool running in the background that categorized incoming messages by topic as they arrive. It's nice to see that besides NLP research, there are some great algorithmic advances being done, as seen in this paper. Perhaps even one of them Perl monkeys will quickly hack such a background tool." Note: it's a PostScript file.
Here's to the researchers. I would like:
* An email box that lets me extract the threads with my friends.
* An email box that automatically ages the files effectively archiving them. Some of my mail folders/files are huge now and it takes too long to append them when new mail arrives.
Yes, I realize I should get off my butt and do this, but it's faster to post on slashdot.
Personally, I'd prefer that I simply get less email. The fact that we need NLP tools to pre-screen our email for us just shows how information-overloaded our society has become. What I really need is a tool at the sender's end that can pre-screen my email and tell the sender "Don't send this. He just doesn't care!"
Now we all now that most email is delivered promptly by gremlins, but gremlins are hungry and will eat a few bytes here and there.
They also leave waste in the form of spam.
So, I propose that we turn to gnomes to deliver the mail instead, as they are much cleaner, and can be satiated by attaching a file like 'Hamburger.txt'.
"I only speak the truth"
Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
my $pr0n = "adult";
...
my $spam = "viagra";
my $urgent = "penis enlargement";
open (INBOX,/home/mail) or die "Damn! No fun for me:$!\n";
@list = readdir(INBOX);
foreach $ (@list) {
if (-f $spam) {
my $status = unlink($spam);
}
if (-f $pr0n) {
my @MUST_SEE = $pr0n;
next;
}
if (-f $viagra) {
my @RAINY_DAY = $viagra;
next;
}
}
# or something like that
Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
Now I can automatically filter my barely-legal porn spam from my anime porn spam. Lets hear it for technology =)
who the hell gets so much email they need to
mine for text, christ ??!! dont change your email filtering, change your pathetic life !!
there are plenty of other things far more worth mining than TEXT