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IBM Developing Lego-like Storage Brick

AaronW writes "According to this story at EE Times IBM is developing a 32TB storage system built around blocks that can be stacked like Lego bricks. Apparently they will be connected in a 3x3x3 mesh using capacitive coupling and will be water cooled."

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  1. In my Crystal Ball I see... by DJ-Dodger · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is just a marketing ploy so they can sell storage Clusters shaped like Castles, Pirate Ships and the Millenium Falcon!

    1. Re:In my Crystal Ball I see... by dirvish · · Score: 2, Funny

      Will this be compatible with my lego land space station? Will it be backwards compatible to my lego land pirate's island? Will it be cross-platform compatible with my linkin' logs?

  2. Obligatory Bewolf Cluster Comment by Sean+Johnson · · Score: 2, Funny

    No I am serious, can you just imagine it?

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  3. Clever naming by Crag · · Score: 5, Funny

    "IBM's Ice Cube project aims to define a way for end users to easily maintain increasing amounts of data, while also plowing ground for a similar approach to computing systems."

    Ice Cube? Lemme guess: They sell a bandwidth package for Internet hosting called "Ice T"

    Their bandwidth monitoring and packet sniffer is called "Snoop Dog."

    Oh wait...IBM's PS/2 had the MCA bus. Maybe that was a Beastie Boys reference. Maybe IBM has been into Rap and the like for a long time...

  4. Rejected IBM storage device shapes by xxSOUL_EATERxx · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Lincoln Log: kept rolling off table.

    2. Tinkertoy: storage structures too delicate, engineers kept losing fins for making "windmill" structure.

    3: Play-Doh: kept getting stuck in carpet.

    4. Erector Set: engineers spent too much time making jokes about name.

  5. So when you have a bad disk... by gnovos · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...do you end up having to pull em apart with your teeth? I'd rather not, I'm sure they get really hot.

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    1. Re:So when you have a bad disk... by Stinky+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      A quote from the article: "A central tenant is you leave it alone," said Wilcke.

      So when the tenant dies, you leave him in his apartment. Eeeew.

      I hope they actually meant "tenet".

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  6. Borg Technology by EricBoyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like an excellent step towards a truly borg like information technology system.

    IBM: resistence is futile!

    Websurfing done right! StumbleUpon

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  7. OS/2 will be renamed 2Pac by gatesh8r · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dead, but reportedly alive...

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  8. Re:Ice Cube - Cube Failure by IceFox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just think with this you could "move" the cube farm from one room to another without killing the power or anything. Just move 1 cube at a time from one side to the other. haha

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  9. Re:Rubik's Cube- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Rubik's Cube has a place ... it's the cube where you put the dedicated encryption hardware.
    Here's an image: Given a one time pad, the security guy goes in every morning and fiddles with the cube to get it to match today's patterm.

  10. Re:Ice Cube - Cube Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Ice cube uses a 3x3x3 array of 27 cubes.

    You know damn well that the block that fails is *always* going to be the block stuck in the middle!

  11. Re:Ice Cube - Cube Failure by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course, instead of growing, the whole unit would now have a tendency to migrate across the room...

    Gives a whole new meaning to the term "data migration", doesn't it?

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