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RIAA Wants Taxpayer-Funded IP Police

Sydney Weidman writes "RIAA has given testimony before the House Appropriations Committee asking for more federal money for Computer Hacking and Intellectual Property investigation teams. You can find RIAA's side of the story here and a Cnet story is available as well. Apparently, RIAA is not satisfied with the current deployment of CHIP teams since they have been more involved in anti-hacking activities than in anti-piracy. My favourite Hilary Rosen quote: "Piracy is not a private offense, it hurts everyone by diminishing the incentive to invest in the creation of music." I guess Rosen won't be happy until each and every pirate is charged with crimes against humanity and convicted by the International Court of Justice"

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  1. Fun... by Buran · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon, all restaurants will be Taco Bell, and all corporations will be MPRIAA.

    But we still won't have figured out the seashell thing.

    1. Re:Fun... by America+Uber+Alles · · Score: 1, Funny

      The good news is that shooting deaths will drop dramatically since nobody will be able to hit the broad side of a barn with a gun.

  2. CHiPs. by saintlupus · · Score: 5, Funny

    RIAA is not satisfied with the current deployment of CHIP teams

    Of course not. Erik Estrada retired years ago, and it just hasn't been the same since.

    --saint

  3. this is a pretty good soap by sdflkgfljdqshgjkqsfg · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hi all,
    I'm in living in Europe, and I must say, allthough I don't care much about US politics it is allways fun to see what those congressmen of yours get away with! It's nearly amusing! Better than most soaps we have here in Europe!
    Keep up the fight! the season's not over yet!

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    how does one change his /. id?
    1. Re:this is a pretty good soap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm in living in Europe, and I must say, allthough I don't care much about US politics it is allways fun to see what those congressmen of yours get away with!

      As opposed to fine, upstanding politicians like, oh say, Chirac and Le Pen.

  4. Re:Good! by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wahhhh... can we have late night specials showing the Recording Executives starving in the streets and that fat chick asking "wont you please help?"

    I'll adopt a Recording Industry Middle manager for 79 cents a day...

    Please.... these people need to be attacked by angry mobs.

    This Hillary Rosen is one reasone I believe we need to bring back burning at the stake or public impalement.

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  5. Re:Permanent Link by psycho · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have never seen a forum with a greater number of informed, intelligent, and articulate participants.

    Lemme guess...you haven't seen many forums, have you?

  6. Re:Hilary Rosen quote by IanA · · Score: 3, Funny

    Umm....

    A) make music, enjoy process

    B) make music, enjoy process, get paid millions

    that's tough :D

  7. Be a part of the solution! by TheNecromancer · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's a future in music, at least we hope so, and much of that future will be online. If we are able to construct a new global marketplace dominated by legitimate businesses rather than pirates, we will be able to reach niche markets with unprecedented efficacy.

    Well, why doesn't the RIAA focus its' efforts and resources on bringing about this marketplace instead of trying to prosecute the pirates!

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    Attention all planets of the Solar Federation! We have assumed control! - Neil Peart
  8. That's it-no more taxes from me by chazzf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Go ahead Uncle Sam, enact this.

    I will then simply cease filing a tax return. I might even write a letter explaining my reason for doing so. Go ahead, try and collect, and watch it turn into a media circus as I scream about it on Slashdot (thereby transmitting it across the globe). Come on, I DARE you.

    ~Chazzf

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  9. The thruth in pictorial form by secs · · Score: 2, Funny
  10. Hillary Rosen is right... by altair1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Piracy does hurt everyone. When someone forcibly boards a ship on the high seas, rapes all women on baord, murders the crew, steals their cargo and burns their ship into the sea (possibly with people still alive on board), its a horrible thing.

    On the other hand, I thought Rosen was trying to promote some sort of copyright violation police. I have no idea why she's talking about piracy though, which has nothing to do with copyright violation.

  11. Re:My Favorite Quote Too ... by cpeterso · · Score: 3, Funny


    Still, the average price of a book here in the netherlands is E 12.95 (according to a recent article in the paper) whereas the average CD, with higher sales and lower costs for production is almost twice that??)

    higher sales = higher demand = higher price

  12. Re:Uh huh... How about we help the artists instead by bonch · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Stop buying their product until they smarten up."

    That's what we're doing.

  13. RIAA Suggests Logo for CHIP by thumbtack · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rumor has that they have even suggested a Logo And have offered to fund TV commercials...with Ponch and Jon..