Venter's DNA Major Source of Celera's Database
dh003i writes "According to this article, Dr. Craig Venter's DNA is the major source of Celera's database of the human genome. Interesting stuff." Includes interviews with lots of aggravated geneticists.
When we all learn it was a big practical joke, and that the genome that was sequenced actually belongs to Bubbles, Michael Jackson's pet chimpanzee. I mean, after all, there is what, less than 1% difference overall?
Down with Genome! I'll just use KDE for my desktop!
What?! Ooops! Wrong forum for flaming. Oh well!
Scientists have used the sequenced geonome to find the gene for an overblown ego.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain with all your metadata.
Can somebody tell me which gene results in a giantic ego?
...it's a shame, because the picture that goes with the article is by far the best part.