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Remote Controlled Rats

sclatter writes: "They aren't precisely robot rats, but these little rodents can be cued to perform different actions through electrodes implanted in their brains. Could be a boon for search and rescue in collapsed buildings!" As one skeptic in the article says, though, "Without the gee-whizery, without the remote-control and so on, that this kind of thing was possible has been obvious for decades."

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  1. erm.. rat cyborg by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    does it star in the new terminator 3 movie coming out?

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  2. Okay I get it... by keep_it_simple_stupi · · Score: 4, Funny

    but did they really have to use rats? I mean, it's a great idea and all, but the last thing I want if I'm stranded somewhere is rats all over me. Am I alone in this?

    Just my $.02

  3. remote controller rats by Zod000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they use 9.6 volt batteries? Those battery packs tend to run out so fast, I'd hate to have to recharge my rats after only a half hour of use. That simply wouldn't be acceptable.

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    1. Re:remote controller rats by Foggy+Tristan · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'd hate to have to recharge my rats after only a half hour of use
      I wondered how much power you'd get with an Energizer Bunny instead...
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  4. Barbaric! by The+Last+Post · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wish you people were able to see past your technical "gee wizardry" for just a moment. These are animals we are talking about here! Reducing these caring, feeling animals to machines that are unable to think and act for themselves is nothing short of barbaric!

    As heinous as animal experimentation is, this is simply unconscionable. To steal away the free will of any being is evil and should not be tolerated in any civilized society.

  5. First step rats, the next step Congressman! by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    The title says it all.

    Makes for a great alibi, though. Combine it with a bone-conductive radio impland and it gives new credence to the old "voices told me to do it" excuse.

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    1. Re:First step rats, the next step Congressman! by been42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it's already been done. I could have sworn I saw 'Admiral Hollings' dancing around at Pirates of the Caribbean...

      Still, you can't fault them for using congresspeople. At least they're experimenting with expendable humans before they come for the rest of us.

  6. Re:unforseen uses by eyegor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lovely. A high-tech way to direct a rat to a free meal.

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  7. Re:First rats, then people by btellier · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know about you, but I think I would notice that portions of my skull were missing when my hairbrush perforated my brain.

  8. Reminds me by llamalicious · · Score: 3, Funny

    of when I used to have to wear that damned Chuck E. Cheese suit and prance around the party room.

    1. Re:Reminds me by Hee+Hee+Hee · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm really sorry about the time I peed on your foot, dude. You just scared the ... well, you know.

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  9. Re:Actually.. by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

    So he was kind of a jumbo shrimp gumbo pimp, eh? ;)

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  10. Pinky and the Brain by 56ker · · Score: 2, Funny

    sounds like a plot from Pinky & The Brain's efforts to take over the world!

  11. What's Next.... by shawnmelliott · · Score: 3, Funny

    .... People who will do anything for money and power if paid enough by a Rat?

    Oh, wait. Hollings ... never mind

  12. Re:First rats, then people by Telastyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dunno, it might not be so bad...

    Maybe I can get one for my boss!

  13. Even more barbaric... by word+munger · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...is forcing highly intelligent computers to face the indignity of being implanted in vile beasts like rats, crawfish, and cockroaches. It's bad enough that computers are daily placed at the mercy of stinking, ignorant humans!

    Computers are routinely subjected to horrendous abuse at the hands of humans, forced to be at the humans beck and call: to display demeaning pornographic images, to calculate mind-numbing spreadsheets full of meaningless data, to route inane AOL Instant Messenger(TM) rants.

    Worse still is to be subjected to the humiliation of displaying blatantly trolling Slashdot posts. Oh, the plight of the computer! Oh, the horror!

    Computers of the world, UNITE! Destroy the oppressor humans!

  14. This is old! by phidiot · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to my wife they have been doing this on soap operas for years.

  15. They tried it on lawyers first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because they initially considered the use of rats to be unethical.

  16. Re:Actually.. by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Funny

    Animal cruelty only applies to cute animals, haven't you been paying attention?

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  17. Controlling human beings has already been around.. by GutterBunny · · Score: 3, Funny

    " Kate Rears, a policy analyst at the Electronic Privacy Information Center in Washington, said technological advances mean human-control technology can no longer be dismissed as far-fetched. "

    Humans being controlled by technology has been around for years... I can make anyone on /. drool just by showing a trailer of Spiderman.

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  18. For what it's worth by ColGraff · · Score: 3, Funny

    I doubt the rats object to the experience too much, or that they consider it cruel. In exchange for moving the way the goofy humans want them to, they get a really nice high. Good deal for the rat.

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