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Remote Controlled Rats

sclatter writes: "They aren't precisely robot rats, but these little rodents can be cued to perform different actions through electrodes implanted in their brains. Could be a boon for search and rescue in collapsed buildings!" As one skeptic in the article says, though, "Without the gee-whizery, without the remote-control and so on, that this kind of thing was possible has been obvious for decades."

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  1. erm.. rat cyborg by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    does it star in the new terminator 3 movie coming out?

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  2. Okay I get it... by keep_it_simple_stupi · · Score: 4, Funny

    but did they really have to use rats? I mean, it's a great idea and all, but the last thing I want if I'm stranded somewhere is rats all over me. Am I alone in this?

    Just my $.02

  3. remote controller rats by Zod000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they use 9.6 volt batteries? Those battery packs tend to run out so fast, I'd hate to have to recharge my rats after only a half hour of use. That simply wouldn't be acceptable.

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  4. First step rats, the next step Congressman! by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    The title says it all.

    Makes for a great alibi, though. Combine it with a bone-conductive radio impland and it gives new credence to the old "voices told me to do it" excuse.

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  5. Re:First rats, then people by btellier · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know about you, but I think I would notice that portions of my skull were missing when my hairbrush perforated my brain.

  6. Reminds me by llamalicious · · Score: 3, Funny

    of when I used to have to wear that damned Chuck E. Cheese suit and prance around the party room.

  7. Re:Actually.. by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

    So he was kind of a jumbo shrimp gumbo pimp, eh? ;)

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  8. What's Next.... by shawnmelliott · · Score: 3, Funny

    .... People who will do anything for money and power if paid enough by a Rat?

    Oh, wait. Hollings ... never mind

  9. Re:First rats, then people by Telastyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dunno, it might not be so bad...

    Maybe I can get one for my boss!

  10. Re:Actually.. by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Funny

    Animal cruelty only applies to cute animals, haven't you been paying attention?

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  11. Controlling human beings has already been around.. by GutterBunny · · Score: 3, Funny

    " Kate Rears, a policy analyst at the Electronic Privacy Information Center in Washington, said technological advances mean human-control technology can no longer be dismissed as far-fetched. "

    Humans being controlled by technology has been around for years... I can make anyone on /. drool just by showing a trailer of Spiderman.

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  12. For what it's worth by ColGraff · · Score: 3, Funny

    I doubt the rats object to the experience too much, or that they consider it cruel. In exchange for moving the way the goofy humans want them to, they get a really nice high. Good deal for the rat.

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