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Turner CEO: "PVR Users Are Thieves"

mrbrown1602 writes: "It was bound to happen - 2600.com is reporting that Turner Broadcasting CEO Jamie Kellner is calling PVR users thieves. When asked why personal video recorders are bad for the industry, Keller says 'Because of the ad skips.... It's theft. Your contract with the network when you get the show is you're going to watch the spots. Otherwise you couldn't get the show on an ad-supported basis. Any time you skip a commercial or watch the button you're actually stealing the programming.' Since when have we made contracts with the broadcasters for watching their content? More of the 2600 article can be found here."

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  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    wow, fr0st p1$7? yee haw

  2. First post for dwc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First post for dwc, w00t

  3. Re:Contract with the networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Death to Tuner and his pro fucking towelhead CNN, crescent news network. DEATH TO FUCKING TURNER! DEATH!
    I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.
    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

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    These liberals scare you in today's world from saying the "N" word.
    These liberals tell you race mixing is ok.
    These same liberals say pledge of allegiance to the flag is wrong in school.
    These same liberals say gays are ok in boy scouts, since when is a thirteen year old gay?
    These same liberals say no to guns.
    These same liberals smoke 3 packs a day and then sue the tobacco companies.
    These same liberals increase your taxes and then spend it overseas while taking vacations on their own islands.
    These same liberals give the "minorities" legalized racism.
    To hell with all of you.
    HAVE PRIDE in YOUR CULTURE - Be a WESTERNER. Fuck Islam, fuck China, fuck all the other Eastern backward assholes. They live in a pit of shit.
    "There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well. - Booker T. Washington, 1911
    SHEOCRACY - KLINTON KOOL-AID - CLITLER - HIJACK-SON
    CLIPPED HAIR, MEAN-FACED - LEXUS LIBERALS
    NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WITCHES
    9TH JERK-IT COURT OF SCHLAMIELS
    TRICKLE DOWN IMMORALITY - SECRETARY OF HATE (Ashcroft)
    WHEEL CHAIR MAFIA (For all the whiney cripple shits)
    KLIN-TONGS - FA-TASSES (A play on fucker Yasser's FATAH)
    SHEEPLE - THE LAST LADY (Death to Hillary CLINTOON)
    TURD-WORLD (The shit holes that are not America)
    GOVERNMENT-MEDIA-COMPLEX (Fuck Disney, Fuck Eisner, Fuck them ALL)
    FEMI-FASCISTS - DEMN-CATS - DUNGISM - YAGS
    WOOLY-HAIR LIBERAL - ANAL RIGHTS (For all the fags who want the public to pay for their AIDS medications - FUCK OFF)

    AND Blacks with self respect, THROW OUT YOUR HORRIBLE LEADERSHIP.
    Jesse Jackson a confirmed dirty foul thief, adulterer, lied about having college degree, was never ordained as a minister. Extortionist.
    Michael Jackson, pedophile.
    OJ Simpson, murderer.
    Michael Jordan, adulterer.
    Rap Stars, categorically, murdering, drug pushing, anti society homicidal maniacs show project a most disgusting but exceedingly popular image of ghetto violence and culture.
    Magic Johnson, adulterous AIDS infested person, almost infected his wife with AIDS that he got off someone else while cheating on his wife.
    Halle Berry's mother is white, her father is black. Her black father beat her mother and abandoned them.
    Farrakhan - anti Semitic elitist foul violence mongering horrible person. Should be in prison.
    Mike Tyson, rapist, convicted and chronic.
    Don King - convicted murderer, high roller promoter. Convicted murders should not be popular negro role models.
    Ike Turner, beat his wife Tina.
    Bobby Brown, beat the shit out of Whitney Houston. (Also sentenced to 75 days in Jail for driving while drunk, in addition to beating Whitney)
    And Condy Rice, Clarence Thomas and Colin Powell are traitors? This is what kills me the most about liberals. Some good conservative hard working people like Rice and Powell get themselves out of the fucking gutter, and their own fucking people stab them in the back.

    Get some real leadership, or face doom. You liberal fucking scum, you are a disgrace to yourselves.
  4. OT: suicidegirls by autopr0n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Emo? I have to say I hated that term since the first time I heard it. And how can you have emo porn?

    But thats beside the point. Any chance of hooking a fellow slashdot sig porn spammer up with a free account?

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  5. I dunno. by autopr0n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Are you talking about pages linked to from Autopr0n? Suicide girls? Autopr0n itself?

    I don't really know that much about the pages I link to. I use a special program that just shows the pics they link to (and they have to be direct .jpg links, not to HTML pages in order for me to post 'em.)

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  6. Re:I have been a thief for decades! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see you balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

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  7. MOD PARENT UP by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    well you hit the nail on the head with that one. makes me have a little faith in americans and slashdot both of which have been in decline as of late.

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  8. Re:People owning a toilet, kitchen are thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Beter close the curtains next time I take a whiz

    Please do. You exhibitionist!