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Embedded Geek writes "Jack Ganssle has posted a column at embedded.com pondering whether Red Hat and other open source companies serving the embedded community are due a shakeout similar to the dot com collapse. He cites Red Hat's March cuts in their embedded division and their losses of $80M to $140M a year. He admits, though, that because the embedded market is smaller and many companies are privately held it is difficult to get a pulse on what's going on behind closed doors.
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Oh my. While I don't doubt that this is intended as flamebait, I personally find it +5 Funny. Maybe the author should submit it to the Onion or SatireWire or something.
--All your stolen base are belong to Rickey Henderson
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Players can get concussions from heading the ball, colliding, running into goal posts or hitting their heads on the ground
Exposing the disgusting heterosexual-challenged life-style of Rob Malda is one of the favorite hobbies of the non-linux-using, heterosexual minority on Slashdot. However, Mr. Malda is a closet-homosexual when compared to the faggot-master -- Richard M. Stallman.
One popular story on Slashdot is about Mr. Malda's "taco-snotting" habit. While this is completely revolting to heterosexuals, I will now expose how this is quite trivial to the rest of the heterosexually-challenged Linux community, and childs-play for the chief pirate-smoker.
RMS was actually introduced to what is known as "Taco-snotting" at the tender age of 10, when his father witnessed his first erection and used the opportunity to corrupt him.
Since this is neither the time nor place to discuss the evolution of RMS's (homo)sexual tastes, we will jump ahead several years to the present.
Please, if you, or anyone else reading over your sholder is offended by the truth, do not read any further.
RMS's favorite sexual activity is to be fucked silly by five other Linux-using homosexuals. His favorites include Jon Katz, CmdrTaco, CowBoiNeal, Alan Cox, and Hemos. You can use your imagination to picture this horrific scene.
The worst part comes later. When everyone is almost ready to shoot, RMS jams a large funnel into his anus, and has Hemos pour one to two gallons of faggot cum into his colon. Any leakage is quickly picked up by the tounges of Mr. Malda and CowBoiNeal. Malda then proceeds to Taco-snot RMS with what he picked up.
While this is happening, CowBoiNeal and Alan Cox like to give RMS what is known as "Open-source ear-wax". Their penises happen to be tiny (and lubricated enough with ass cum) to slip into his ear canals, where they proceed to shoot their loads.
Its not over yet. For a long time, the Linux community was stumped with a quandary -- how could they get faggot cum to go INTO their penis?
Once the disgusting above actions have taken place, the remaining homosexual semen is gathered up into a container, which is attached through a special hook-up to an air compressor. The other end of this container has a cathader (sp?), which is greased up and inserted into Mr. Stallman's pee-hole. After some charging, the atrocious contents are blasted into his penis and reproductive system at 200 psi.
This device is, of course, open-source, and Freely available to any Linux faggot who dares to give it a shot.
This is why Linux is a worldwide problem. More later.
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Way to go trolls!
Karma whores enjoy posting ready-made haikus. When will this guy stop?
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Angry troll complains
No more poems, you karma whore!
He must be jealous
Karma Whorin' Galor'n
NoMoreNicksLeft
"When will he stop?" Pon-
dered the troll
"Super-slash-poetry
doesn't amuse me; my
super-slash-trollery's
withered my soul!"
DR. LUNIX TORVALDS
TEL: 234 8023132472, FAX: 234 - 1 - 7595586
HELSINKI, FINLAND
Dear Sir,
I write you this letter of request for partnership which I hope you will give your urgent attention. We worked as members of the Operating System / Penguin Abuse Committee inaugurated by the present Democratically Elected Committee of the Electronic Frontier Foundation headed by General Richard Stallman (rtd). We are empowered to deligently review, re-appraise, scrutinize and approve feces payments to Linux users who executed *BSD devils under the past operating system regime and our work is almost concluded.
In the course of our work we discovered this fecal matter, which resulted from grossly over-used toilets, which were executed for the GNU is Not Unix Corporation (GNU) by a consortium of several Foreign Companies such as:
VA SOFTWARE, RED HAT, INC., SUSE GMBH. AND A JOINT VENTURE OF MANDRAKE AND CALDERA GMBH FOR:
This amounts to the tune of 100 tons of fecal matter, but was over-invoiced to 150 tons of feces. And we deliberately approved these fecal deposits and all Lunix users have been paid with these penguins executed and since abused, leaving the large amount of Eric S Raymond's magnificent deposit floating in the escrow pool of the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) ready to be paid for the sexual services from the products in item number [2] as stated above. Before digressing further I would want you to know that our GNU General Public License forbids us from owning any money or having heterosexual relationships whilst in GNU service; hence we are contacting you to be part of this transaction.
We intend to use your anus as a front to get the over-invoiced amount of 50 tons of feces out of the BSD sewers and into a designated toilet by you. Not regarding your field of specialization (sphincter expansion) you are going to forward us with any name that we will claim executed the sewaging services in the turn around maintenance of the Penguin fecal abuse farms mentioned above. All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for the smooth insertion of the feces within ten to fourteen days of commencement after the receipt of a semen deposit from you. You are going to get 25% of the feces by posing as the owner of this fecal matter, while my colleagues and I will get 70% to ourselves with which we wish to invest in Agriculture and Farming in conjunction with you (and 5% will be set aside for the use of both parties for all excretions incurred locally and internationally during the realisation of this transaction, including toilet paper). As a matter of fact you are expected to take a sincere inventory of your toilet paper.
It is imperative to let you know that I am also a keen scatologist, with qualifications world-wide.
Despite research carried out to verify and ascertain your personality we can only move ahead if you can further assure us of your anal capacity and homosexuality and promise to help and treat this proposal with utmost confidentiality. We are men of proven integrity in our various fields who have put in 22 - 30 years of fecal matter in the toilets of our country; we are therefore averse to having our image and anuses widened. That is why we should acknowledge the fact that confidentiality is the key to the smooth insertion of this infection free transaction.
Awaiting your earliest positive response.
Best regards and remain blessed.
DR. LUNIX TORVALDS
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