Ask Alan Cox, Activist
Alan Cox is one of the world's most famous Linux kernel hackers. Lately he's been speaking out quite a bit on issues like copyright law, software patents, and the future of Linux, and has generally become a bit more politically active, at least in the public eye, than he was in the past. Slashdot interviewed Alan back in 1999. Lots of things have changed since then, but our interview procedure hasn't; one question per post, we send 10 of the highest-moderated ones to Alan, and post his answers verbatim as soon as he gets them back to us.
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Truly an insightful question, my friend.
That's why we at the lab have had to reluctantly shy away from the GPL and instead use a Microsoft-style EULA that forbids anyone from disassembling, reverse-engineering, etc the software we submit for peer review because there's nothing we can do to stem the viral nature of the GPL from overtaking everything we've worked so hard for.
1. The only way that will happen would be if we could roll back the clock to the time of the Communists.
2. Linux? A viable desktop alternative? Hit me up with some of that weed.
3. Linux, and all the applications available for it, suck. Period.
4. Isn't she a woman? I am afraid of women.
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Post contains multiple questions.
Activism == communism == evil
Now BE HONEST. This question is for all the young studs that want to be linux kernal coders...
When was the last time you got laid? Are you still a virgin?
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how can you tell the diffrence between him and other harly driving long beards :-/
As far as that is concerned, I think there is only one conclusion:
"We of the ya-ya priesthood!"
"YA-YA"
"YAAAAAA-YAAAAAAAA"
And with that, I say farwell, it sure was swell, fall down a well. We sniff some grass, and go to pass, a lot of gas, out of our ass.
You sir, are a nimrod. You can "intergrate" all of these with proprietary software.
Holy shit that's funny. That's an awesome trick. Hehe. Rock on, dude.
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I suspect Everyone here knows I meant the DMCA. So I'm a bit dyslexic!
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Yet another way to r00t a linux box!
she is going to see it growing all along. that would only work if he showed up out of the blue one day with a beard.
a big black penis held by a big gay computer geek. What gives?
Examples: "He brought a woman with him to the office party, but I think that she was just his beard."
So all you have to do is hide that you are gay and your wife becomes your beard.
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