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Peruvian Congressman vs. Microsoft FUD

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the apologia dept.

An Anonymous Coward writes: "Carve a new face on the Mount Rushmore of Linux: Peruvian Congressman David Villanueva Nuñez brilliantly vapourizes the Chicken Little division of the MS Fud Machine. Long read but inspiring. Add another name to the list of people who get that 'All that is required for Evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.'" Update: 05/07 00:03 GMT by T : Antonio Ognio Cesti has an update: "We are some activists working here in Peru to bring the documents to more eyeballs with better bandwidth." They've done just that, writing, "Now we have much better hosting in the U.S. and the original FUD letter completely translated into English."

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  1. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    A brown log within the hand of thee
    offered in never ending love to me
    a squat atop the porcelain throne
    and I've left you another anal scone
    eat hearty my love, my pet
    we've so much shite to beget
    twixt muddied thighs so rank and foul
    our true love sloughs and splats overall
    and should thine sweet colonic morsels cease
    and you constipate and grow obese
    I'll purge your mighty nether regions
    my greased fist let flee the legions
    of chocolate dumplings and pungent stools
    I slither in yon pile o' steaming jewels.

  2. Alan Cox providing MS data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Mr. Cox,

    Thank you for the work you've done for the Linux community. I wish to ask you a question - when I'm busy cumming all over your boyfriend's face, do you like to ram Malda up the butt or is it all oral? I often wonder what's going on in the other room ... perhaps we could have agreat big gay orgy sometime? Well, "big" in terms of the number of participants, not your little wee wee.

    Thank you,

    Citizen X

  3. timothy and the ball. No he's an ass hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Haven't you noticed that timothy is a fuckhead &
    an asshole. His idea of news is some idiotic
    inflammatory rhetoric.

    If you read this timothy, FUCK YOU. Shit bag.

    - Penguin Kicka

  4. timothy's balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    We all know he fucks CmdrTaco every chance he gets, the cock-knocker.