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MS Judge to Allow Demonstration of Modular Windows

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the but-that's-impossible dept.

robkill writes: "U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly, over the vigorous objections of Microsoft, will allow the nine dissenting states to demonstrate a modular version of Windows. The software is based on Windows XP Embedded, and was built by computer consultant James Bach. Details can be found here [zdnet.com]"

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  1. Re:Finally by discstickers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like Minesweeper? ;)

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  2. Uh-oh by TheRealFixer · · Score: 5, Funny

    But unfortunatly, Microsoft countered by denying their Product Activation Code at the time of the demo! D'oh!

    1. Re:Uh-oh by ndevice · · Score: 5, Funny

      better still, part of the EULA that bach used could have prohibitted using xp embedded against ms in court.

    2. Re:Uh-oh by dimator · · Score: 5, Funny

      But if Windows is modular, we can replace the copy protection / serial activation with our own modules, right?

      Yes! I'll make my serial number 12345, the same as on my luggage.

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  3. One slight Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    One problem I could see with this is that Windows' own bugginess could be misconstrued as the fault of the person who developed this modular windows.
    "And if you'll watch as I click here, you'll see that there is no Internet Explor-- Er... one second folks, I have to reboot..."
    Microsoft Lawyer: "AH-HA! Innocent I tell you!"

  4. Microsoft lawyer gets promotion! by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

    One Microsoft lawyer was heard commenting:
    "Well, a modular version of Windows is impossible. What the heck, let him testify."

    He has since been given a promotion to the Microsoft head office in Afghanistan.

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  5. ABORT! by ethereal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maximum number of Microsoft articles per day exceeded. Core dumped.

    I mean, really - I like to keep up on this case as much as the next guy, but we're up to what, four articles today? And the night's still young. How 'bout at least containing all the trial-related stuff into one wrap-up article per day, at least, and saving the "Microsoft eats small children for breakfast" filler ones that aren't breaking news for more of the off days?

    Disgruntled but still reading the article,

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  6. Re:Developer's nightmare... by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yeah, but the alternative is already underway, and it's "all MS stuff works with other MS stuff as long as you keep really up to date, but everything else breaks a lot". The degree of integration continually shuts out other products.

    You're arguing for a state of affairs that is putting you out of business: the simplest baseline configuration is "We supply all the software, why would you ever need anything else?". And that's what MS is driving towards.

    Are you really so dedicated to user simplicity that you're willing to stake your career as a Windows developer on it, and side with Microsoft on this issue? Very noble, but I'd question how smart it is. Maybe you should consider making life a little harder and riskier for those consumers so YOU can have room to move, and to sell them stuff.

  7. Re:Finally by NumberSyx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft would deliver a base set of Windows with such marginal functionality, then have a nice expensive upgrade you'd have to buy to get anything done

    I can hear the conversation now...

    Joe: I can't format this floppy.

    MS Rep: Oh, no problem, you need to purchase the Format:Floppy Extension, but before you can do that you will need Read:Floppy and Write:Floppy as well. Normally they are $9.95 each, but if you buy all three, it will only cost $24.95.

    Joe: Well...I guess I don't have a choice.

    MS Rep: Great, we are also having a special on Copy:File this week...

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  8. Re:Finally by rosewood · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dont know how to play minesweeper or freecell :

    I guess that means I can not be MCSE yet or something

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  9. Re:Demonstration of Modular Windows by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 3, Funny
    they don't care. All they care is that it WORKS

    It just works? Out of the box?

    You mean like a Mac?

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