Attack of the Clones Cut in UK

Fp instructions by CmdrTaco+on+Thursday · 2002-05-09 01:27 · Score: -1, Offtopic

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Jar-Jar by CaptainMunchies · 2002-05-09 01:27 · Score: -1, Offtopic

No! They must cut out Jar-Jar wherever they can!

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fp by Anonymous Coward · 2002-05-09 01:27 · Score: -1, Offtopic

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CmdrTaco - US Flag Desecrator & Anti-Deleware! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-05-09 01:29 · Score: -1, Offtopic

As noted on the Smithsonian Institution's site, the first official American flag had thirteen stars and thirteen stripes, each representing one of the thirteen original states.

The flag icon for Slashdot's 'United States' section is missing its first stripe - the stripe that represents Delaware, the first state admitted to the Union. While a simple oversight could be forgiven, it should be known from here on out that Slashdot is in fact aware of the missing stripe, and even worse, refuses to do anything about it!

This vulgar flag desecration and rabid anti-Delawarism must be put to a stop. Let the Slashdot crew know that we will not accept a knowingly mutilated flag or the insinuation that Delawarians deserve to be cut out of the union. I ask you, what has Delaware done to deserve this insolence, this wanton disregard, this bigotry?

I love Star Wars by as400as2 · 2002-05-09 01:31 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Yeah!

Mod-point wasting post! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-05-09 01:31 · Score: -1, Offtopic

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Re:PG vs. 12 certificate by horace · 2002-05-09 01:31 · Score: -1, Offtopic

And my six year old

Eh? by UnConeD · 2002-05-09 01:32 · Score: 0, Offtopic

It's just a stupid piece of textile. You Americans are way too attached to symbols: get out more.

Mod-point wasting post! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-05-09 01:33 · Score: -1, Offtopic

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Re:CmdrTaco - US Flag Desecrator & Anti-Delewa by Schnapple · 2002-05-09 01:34 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Are you sure it's the Delaware stripe? Maybe Delaware is at the bottom and it's Virginia that's been cut.

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Mod-point wasting post! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-05-09 01:35 · Score: -1, Offtopic

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THIS JUST IN!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-05-09 01:40 · Score: -1, Offtopic

WASHINGTON, MN -- The script for the new Star Wars movie, Attack of the Clones, was stolen by a fat man with a greasey t-shirt. It has been revealed, as many had hoped, that Yoda is Luke's aunt. Sorry for the spoiler.

Re:That one second by Anonymous Coward · 2002-05-09 01:52 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Was she pouring hot grits in?

First ... by Big+Dogs+Cock · 2002-05-09 01:52 · Score: -1, Offtopic

... congratulations on an excellent logged-in first post post.

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Re:the most extreme... by Alan+Partridge · 2002-05-09 02:12 · Score: 0, Offtopic

agreed. The best thing that the BBFC could do for this would probably be to cut in some scenes with Harrison Ford in them. You know, that guy with all the charisma in Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back...

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