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Hacking the Highways

cindy writes "LA artist Richard Ankrom got fed up with the terrible signage on the Harbor Freeway. Rather than wait for CalTrans to do something about it, he decided to take matters into his own hands. He carefully made additional signage and added it to an existing freeway sign. The results were so good that no one, including CalTrans, noticed for months! The LA Times has an article including some of the video shot by the artist to document his "crime.""

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  1. Funny guy by spencerogden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just saw this stury on the News tonight. Pretty funny story. The guy is glad no charges are being pressed( for trespassing and impersonation, he dressed up as a construction worker ). Of course this is hollywood, so he made a documentary about his crusade to do CalTrans job for them. He encourages others to go fix things that are wrong, sounds like someone who would fit in OS.

  2. Similar to MIT? by batobin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This story reminds me of a somewhat similar occurrence that is currently going on at MIT. When I was taking a tour at the campus we walked past a rather large bridge. The tour guide informed us that a local fraternity used the bridge for hazing purposes, and labeled distances on the street in some unit (it started with a Q, quibs maybe?).

    To this day police officers record the spot of accidents in the same unit ("Ahh, yeah, we've got a fender bender at 24 quibs").

    Can anyone more familiar with the area fill in my holes?

    1. Re:Similar to MIT? by adminispheroid · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think I'll be filling in your holes -- I'm a married man -- but the unit you refer to is the "Smoot."

    2. Re:Similar to MIT? by hprotagonist0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The bridge is marked out in Smoots. IIRC, a few drunk guys were walking around the bridge at night when one of them, named Smoot, passed out. The rest of them used him to measure the bridge, placing him down, marking one Smoot at his head, and moving his feet to the previous mark. I don't really remember quite how many Smoots long the bridge is, but I think it's around 120-something.

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    3. Re:Similar to MIT? by Raetsel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Perhaps it is the "Smoot"-ing of the Harvard Bridge you refer to? It's only off by 2 letters...

      And yes, the local police do use the marks as references when writing accident reports.

      You ought to read "If at all Possible, Involve a Cow." -- it's about college pranks, and has nice sections on both MIT and Caltech. A nice afternoon's diversion, at least... motivation for one's own college prank career at the worst.

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  3. No copycats please! by line-bundle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I do hope there will be no copycats for this thing. Some people with less pure intentions (e.g terrorists) might decide to do some redirecting.

    It might be useful if he does get some sort of punishment (slap on the wrist maybe). The powers-that-be must show they have working teeth.

    P.S. I have also heard of artist painting stamps on their envelopes just to show they can do it (it cost way more than the stamp price in both time and money).

    P.P.P Does this qualify as an art-hack?

    1. Re:No copycats please! by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some people with less pure intentions (e.g terrorists) might decide to do some redirecting.

      actually, now that you mention it, i heard on the news today that osama's most recent fatwa was to misdirect all americans on the highway.

      greg "tired of hearing everything called a terrorist" clarke

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    2. Re:No copycats please! by nurightshu · · Score: 3, Funny

      P.P.P No, because it ain't art. My mom could have done that.

      <absurdity>Personally, I think that the Point-to-Point Protocol is art, but I have weird definitions of art.

      And if your mom really can write a better PPP implemenation, by all means encourage her to do so! It's all about the innovation.</absurdity>

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    3. Re:No copycats please! by nathanh · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I do hope there will be no copycats for this thing. Some people with less pure intentions (e.g terrorists) might decide to do some redirecting.

      Is "terrorists" the new "communists"? When do the witch hunts begin? Can anybody join?

      And why is it that the USA doesn't give a rats arse about "terrorism" until it happens to them.

  4. Re:How is this art? by Phosphor3k · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well you certainly dont consider West 3 art, do you??

  5. Jeez, IBM missed a golden opportunity... by Tony+Hammitt · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could have grafitti'd "Peace, Love, Linux, this way to Oakland" on the sidewalks in San Francisco. Then they might have gotten some GOOD press...

  6. Re:How is this art? by b0r0din · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Congratulations for reading the article.

    He made a perfect replica of a highway sign, which probably isn't all that easy to do on your own. He did it in broad daylight. He got away with it for months. Besides, art imitates life (or in this case, makes life a little easier for everyone else.)

  7. Re:How is this art? by spencerogden · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Considering that the signs were good enough that no one noticed for nine months... If they weren't they are certainly well crafted.

  8. I don't get it.... by MattGWU · · Score: 5, Funny

    He added something to a highway sign. Something that appears on thousands of highways signs in the country. What point is he trying to make here? The article made numerous references to an almost heroic face-egging of the elite pork-barrelists in their ivory towers, but why? Kind of funny how the transit authority agreed with him...kind of cheapens the whole thing. Maybe they understand it.

    Does the fact that he was very careful in making this sign make it art? Can I lovingly craft a standard school issue room number placard and label an unlabled room in the name of art? The faceless school gestapo will never notice, and my sign may be seen by dozens of unwary students shuffling to and from class in that way they tend to. I'll be a hero. Take THAT, facilities and maintanance!

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    1. Re:I don't get it.... by yog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He made a compelling statement. Something really obvious needed fixing and the responsible authorities were too clueless to fix it, so he fixed it for them.

      If everyone had a constructive attitude like that, think what a society we'd have. People would automatically pick up trash, report suspicious behavior, finger dishonest colleagues or employers, and generally apply millions of little improvements to the status quo. Too bad most people are too selfish/alienated/cynical to care. It's inspiring to see someone who does care, and passionately, too.

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    2. Re:I don't get it.... by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The article made numerous references to an almost heroic face-egging of the elite pork-barrelists in their ivory towers, but why? Kind of funny how the transit authority agreed with him...kind of cheapens the whole thing. Maybe they understand it.

      The egg in the face aspect comes from the fact that nobody noticed the fact that the sign had been added. You'd think that the people in charge of the signs would notice that there was an addition that hadn't been authorized. Instead, Caltrans is apparently a big enough beaurocracy that nobody noticed the change, or if they did they assumed that somebody else had authorized it. Of course part of that is simply that he was right; there should have been a sign there all along, so people who saw it tended to view it as the bozos getting their act together rather than an obvious hack.

      Does the fact that he was very careful in making this sign make it art?

      It seemed to work for Andy Warhol with the soup cans and other copies of ordinary household products. It may not be super-duper, ivory tower elite art, but it qualifies as art. FWIW, I've seen some of the guy's other artwork- the artists' colony where he lives has periodic open houses where anyone can come in and see the work of artists who want to show it off- and he does some interesting stuff. It isn't brilliant, but he's certainly a very competent artist.

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    3. Re:I don't get it.... by ipfwadm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You'd think that the people in charge of the signs would notice that there was an addition that hadn't been authorized. Instead, Caltrans is apparently a big enough beaurocracy that nobody noticed the change, or if they did they assumed that somebody else had authorized it.

      How many signs do you think there are on the freeways in the Los Angeles area? Even assuming that there is only a single person in Caltrans that all sign requests go to, what are the chances that he drives that particular route frequently enough to notice a difference? And if he does drive the route that frequently, he probably wouldn't even notice, since I'm sure most people have their route memorized and don't even look at the signs anymore. And if he's just randomly tooling around LA when he sees the sign, unless he's Rain Man, there's little chance that he has EVERY sign memorized and therefore wouldn't notice. The people that might notice are the blue-collar guys that are out driving the highways every day, and they are very justified in assuming that someone else made the change. I agree with the original poster, I don't see how this is art. Funny and useful, yes. But art? I don't see it.

  9. That's a neat stunt... by shaldannon · · Score: 4, Funny

    What I want to see him do next is come re-stripe North Carolina's highways. For those who don't know it, NC has this rather odd policy of redirecting the right lane off onto *almost* every exit and adding a new lane somewhere else to compensate. It's really stupid, for a few reasons. First off is that if you were cruising along in the slow lane and didn't want to exit, guess what...you get to go anyway, unless you want to be a traffic hazzard. Second, is the inconsistency. If every lane went off, maybe you'd get used to it, screwy as it is. Last, about every place I've ever been hashes off the exit lane, so it's obvious that it's going away.

    Then again, I'm sure something is really wacked at NCDOT. Else how do you explain the fact that the 440 beltway around Raleigh intersects with itself . Someone at NCDOT has a good supplier of (1) moonshine or (2) crack.

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    1. Re:That's a neat stunt... by linuxbert · · Score: 4, Funny

      you said it goes around raleigh... apparently all the way around.. is it really that odd that a circle meets up with its self?

      you want to see screwwy highways, go to Montreal Canada. built in the 60's 3 lanes each direction, through town, elevated and no sholders. oh and very short on ramps and off ramps, leading to or from the slow lane, or fast lane with no consitency at all.

      and for la piece de resistance, all the signs are in french.

    2. Re:That's a neat stunt... by Peyna · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's what the 4 at the beginning of the name means. I.E. Interstate 65 goes through Indianapolis, I 465 goes around Indianapolis in a big circle. They don't always have to form a complete loop, but the 4 means 'by-pass'.

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    3. Re:That's a neat stunt... by Misch · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'll tack this on: Guide to understanding Interstate numbering

      US Interstate numbers are 2 or 3 digits long.
      Each digit has a specific meaning.

      The third digit (ones) denotes direction. Even numbered interstates, (Example: 90, 86, etc) run east-west. Odd numbered interstates (Example: 95, 87) run north-south.

      The second digit (tens) denotes where in the country it is located. Interstates are numbered South-North, and West-East. This being said, I-90 and I-87 run through NY. I-5 and I-10 run through California.

      The first digit (hundreds) is a special extension for cities. Even digits are "bypass", and odd digits are "to". Examples: In Rochester, NY, I-390 runs from I-90 to the city, and I-490 runs around the city. In Buffalo, I-190 runs into the city, and 290 runs past the city.

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    4. Re:That's a neat stunt... by e4 · · Score: 4, Informative
      A little more trivia to add to this:

      Two-digit interstate numbers ending in zero (theoretically) traverse the country from east coast to west coast, and those ending in five (theoretically) traverse the country from the northern border to the southern border. They don't all make it the whole way, but that was the original intent. The tens digit increases from west to east and south to north.

      So, I-5 runs up the West Coast and I-95 runs up the East coast. I-10 runs along the southern border and I-90 runs along the northern border. Give or take...

  10. Official Signs that you'd think would be jokes. by reaper20 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Troy, Michigan:

    I75 - Exit 69 - Big Beaver Road.

    Everytime I take that exit I think that SOMEONE in the DOT was pulling a similar stunt.

    1. Re:Official Signs that you'd think would be jokes. by heliocentric · · Score: 3, Funny

      From where I'm at right now in PA, I'd have to go through Intercourse to get to Paradise.

      I am however sad that in Reading the Road To Nowhere is now the POW MIA Highway, then again, now it does go someplace so I guess a new name was needed.

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    2. Re:Official Signs that you'd think would be jokes. by Technician · · Score: 3, Funny
      I84 near Gresham Oregon

      Boring
      Oregon City

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  11. Re:How is this art? by Asprin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Kinda like the guy that 'draws' $20 bills and trades them to people in exchange for goods & services, or the urban ledgend about the illustration artist who send a postcard resume to a prospective employer that simply stated, "Examine the stamp" (which was, of course, hand drawn). It's not high art in the classic sense, but it requires more skill than Madonna's last twelve albums and a hell of a lot more creativity.

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  12. Interesting Picture of Hacking The Highways by ltsmash · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's an interesting picture of "Hacking the Highways".

  13. More of this... by Moorlock · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If you're interested in this sort of thing, I urge you to check out the Culture Jammer's Encyclopedia's Vandalism section.

    The highlights aren't vandalism of the spray paint and broken windows variety, but vandalism of a more artistic or pointed sort that often leaves the target looking better than before.

    The really destructive vandalism, alas, is usually bought and paid-for, and protected by the powers-that-be. One way to reclaim private advertising in public places is to Convert Billboards to Chalkboards. This is one you can do in your spare time - hop to it!

    The folks at Baby Smasher Industries will sell you some amended "instructions for use" stickers that show how restroom baby-changing stations are really meant to be population control devices.

    The folks at Fortean Times have kept their fingers on the pulse of curious vandalism: Authorities in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, were called to the scene to investigate when fifteen trees in a city park were fitted with doorknobs and locks. Residents of a Rio de Janeiro slum painted all of the buildings in their neighborhood a uniform pale green, perhaps to confuse police.

    In 1982, during the USSR-supported anti-Solidarity crackdown by the government in Poland, someone changed all of the signs at the “Stalingrad” metro station in Paris to read, instead, “Gdansk” (the city where the Solidarity movement was founded).

    What would you do, given the inclination?

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  14. Re:How is this art? by Jerf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ever since the double hammer blow of postmodernism and deconstructionism, art has been mostly defined as "whatever people who think they are artists call art". Being an Artist is now mainly an ego-boost, and is used to raise themselves in quality above the riff-raff, like us.

    If I did it, it would not be art, because I'm not a artiste.

    I pity the modern artist; adrift in a sub-culture that actively works to undermine everything, even itself; they live in a solipsistic nightmare.

  15. Pretty cool, but there's always a but by freeweed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "It needed to be done," he said from his downtown loft. "It's not like it was something that was intentionally wrong."

    While I think what this guy did was very neat, his statement above is exactly the reason WHY there are laws against things like this.

    As much as the average 'Joe' would like to think they can make decisions for the rest of the world, sometimes there are some things that experts know more about. And yes, sometimes bureacracy gets in the way - but just imagine if we allowed your average person on the street to dictate how a tcp/ip stack should be implemented, or what have you.

    "Not intentionally wrong" is all fine and dandy, but there are still thousands of laws on the books (some rightfully so) that will still get you (negligence laws come to mind). You don't have to MEAN to do harm for harm to be done.

    Regardless, pretty cool stunt, and it's good that this sort of thing likely won't be repeated a million times over - I can't count the number of times I've heard "why do they put a stop sign here? there's really no need to stop at all!".

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    1. Re:Pretty cool, but there's always a but by big.ears · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but just imagine if we allowed your average person on the street to dictate how a tcp/ip stack should be implemented, or what have you.

      You have just described open-source software development.

  16. Truth in labeling by ynotds · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The powers-that-be must show they have working teeth.


    I hope you were trying to be sarcastic. That certainly doesn't describe the kind of world I aspire to live in.

    As we have to deal with more and more complexity, one thing that can help is truth in labeling/signage/documentation so we can have justified confidence in things we encounter occasionally without needing to become experts in their every detail.

    I for one do not want to trust "powers-that-be" to get their labeling/signage/documentation right every time to the finest detail ... although I do want to trust them to establish style guides that ensure whatever the signs might say isn't obscured by artistic licence.

    However it does seem to me to be a good idea for the content of signs et al to be open to public review, a concept that the Internet and an open ended program to devolve responsibilities for detail to a more local level can both help with.
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  17. Re:How is this art? by connorbd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The idea that "art is what I say it is" is reasonably valid; the only thing is that it may be art, but it can very easily be BAD art. I look at it this way: art has to reach its audience. If it doesn't, it's bad art, though still art. For the record, I do think dadaism is mostly pretentious silliness for people not quite smart enough to out-Magritte Magritte. I will say, however, that every once in a while a statement of that sort impresses me. Hacking a road sign is certainly in that category; if anything it is more akin to MIT hacks, which I would consider art in a sense as well.

    There's good art, which reaches its audience, often (but not always) tells a story, and works on levels as simple as "look what I can do with a couple of lines and blocks of color" (Mondrian) and "pretty Italian girl with strange expression" (the Mona Lisa) to something as complex and/or controversial as "Sex is fun, get comfy with it" (Annie Sprinkle) and "Remember those caught in the middle" (Guernica by Picasso) to something unusual along the lines of "enjoy your food" (Thomas Keller's restaurant, the French Laundry) or "remember the nameless" (the New England Holocaust Memorial, with its etched rows of numbers).

    Some artists do have solipsistic tendencies; endless reams of teen angst poetry are only the beginning of that. IMHO deconstructionism has been a disaster for the humanities, occasionally a useful tool but generally bypassing intent and message to focus solely on motivation. Marshall McLuhan said "the medium is the message". While I don't think this was precisely what he was talking about, art is still a form of mass communications. If the artist can't communicate with the audience, that doesn't make it not art. If the artist chooses to use a nontraditional medium to make his point, that doesn't make it not art. The idea of modern art is to push the frontiers. Honestly, to me a Mondrian is indistinguishable from the pattern of a set of drapes that might have been sitting around since 1970. That's fine. But the fact is that you can't dismiss the idea that "art is what I say it is" out of hand.

    This guy chose to use a BGS (Big Green Sign) as his medium. I would personally consider calling it art to be a stretch, but it's an incredible hack, and if you consider hacks to be artistry it is an excellent example of it.

    /Brian

  18. Re:How is this art? by gilroy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Blockquoth the poster:

    Besides, art imitates life (or in this case, makes life a little easier for everyone else.)

    No, engineering (supposedly) makes life easier for everyone. Art says something transcendant about the human condition. I don't think "Interchange coming up" quite rises to this level.


    Just because it's difficult and takes care, doesn't mean it's "art". Just because it was subtle doesn't mean it's "art". Just because he ret-conned it as sticking it to the faceless bureaucracy, doesn't mean it's "art".


    It might qualify as a hack, which is orthogonal to its being art, but I have my doubts even there. This guy had his sign seem invisible because it made sense. A good hack plays with what's there, in a way not consistent with the original scene, so that later, you ask, "Why the heck didn't I see that?"

  19. Re:How is this art? by gilroy · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Blockquoth the poster:

    If the artist chooses to use a nontraditional medium to make his point, that doesn't make it not art.

    If the artist chooses to use a nontraditional medium to make his point, that doesn't make it art, either. Too much of modern art -- to my admittedly untrained eye -- is the form of "Look at how clever I am to do something to this medium." That's not enough to qualify.


    Modern art seems to be a collection of people screaming "Look at me! Look at me!" I disagree that this is really art. Art is a transcendant statement about the human condition. This is a road sign. I don't think they overlap.


    I would personally consider calling it art to be a stretch, but it's an incredible hack, and if you consider hacks to be artistry it is an excellent example of it.

    I don't think this is an incredible hack. Its invisibility depended only on its utter reasonableness. He crafted a good sign but essentially he was just an unpaid independent contractor for CalTrans. True hacks, the really good ones, fade into the background by taking advantage of your preconceptions, but then get you to scratch your head and wonder, how did I ever think that was normal. A true hack, in the same vein as this alleged one, was when MIT students replaced the engraving(!) in one of their halls. They changed the motto of the school to something more, well, offbeat, and did it by carving the letters into foam, then placing them in front of the actual letters. Thus, people saw engraved letters and just filed it away, not noticing till much later that the mottom was wrong.


    That was a great hack. This, this is just roadwork.

  20. Aviation: Instrument Approach Fixes Humor by Nick+Driver · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the world of aviation, even the FAA has some humor. For instance on the GPS 16 approach into Portsmouth NH, the Instrument Approach Fixes (IAF's, points defined in airspace for an instrument flight path to a runway) are named ITAWT ITAWA PUDYE TATT and the missed approach is named IDEED.

    On the ILS 18 approach into Lebanon NH, the fixes are named HAMMM, BURGER and FRYYS

  21. "Where There's A Willy, There's a Way. " by marcus · · Score: 4, Funny

    From: http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~opa/ur/pranks.html

    In 1988, a group of students pulled off the biggest prank at Rice. They rotated the 2,000 pound statue of William Marsh Rice 180 degrees, making Willy face Fondren Library for the first time in 58 years.

    "We were sitting in the pub drinking beer, and we decided something had to be done," says John Q. Smith '86, who helped mastermind the operation. After two futile attempts, the pranksters decided the third time had to be the charm.

    Three electrical engineers, two mechanical engineers, a civil engineer, a mathematical scientist, a biochemist, a chemist, a physicist and an English major put their brains and brawn together to carry out the elaborate scheme.

    Using plans of the statue taken from Fondren Li-brary, they simulated the transfer load through a computer model. They built two 24- foot A-frames, which they painted black to blend with the night, and put a beam on top that supported a three ton hoist in the middle and two one ton hoists on the sides.
    The A-frames were tested at an off-campus garage by lifting a 2,250-pound Toyota that was swung back and forth to simulate rotation. A pair of Houston police officers looked on after being told the car hoisting was "a senior research project. "

    These same police officers stopped the students as they were hauling the A-frames back to campus. Convinced it was only a school project, the officers gave the students a police escort to Entrance 8.
    Lookouts and decoys positioned themselves around the Quad and communicated to each other through walkie-talkies using code names from the X-Men comic book series. The light on Anderson Hall had been turned off every night for the two previous weeks. Each morning the pranksters reconnected the light so that physical plant people would not replace it.

    In the early morning hours of Tuesday, Apri112, 1988, before the sun came up, Willy sat facing the library. Only one student was caught, Patrick Dyson '88, and was made to pay the cost of turning the statue to its rightful position.

    Students rallied behind Dyson and sold T -shirts that read, "Where There's A Willy, There's a Way. " More than enough money was collected to pay the cost of restoring Willy to his familiar perspective.
    What took the pranksters one hour and cost $400 to do took professional movers three hours and a rumored $1,500-$2,000 to remedy. The students were blamed for breaking a guide pin underneath the statue, but they claim the professional movers did that.

    Reports of the prank quickly spread across the country with the help of the media.
    "People are going to have a hard time beating this one," comments a contented Smith.

    Well, maybe. But Rice students don't have excellent minds for nothing and they know quite well that a masterminded prank is a terrible thing to waste.

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    1. Re:"Where There's A Willy, There's a Way. " by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 3

      Maybe he wrote it up for posterity...

      graspee

  22. For the blind by da+cog · · Score: 4, Informative

    I typed up a description of what happened in the video for the benefit of visually impaired slashdotters. Here it goes:

    For the first seventeen seconds, the disembodied head of Richard Ankrom floats mysteriously in front of his road sign as it talks about his project in a spooky, ominous voice.

    In the next scene (you can hear the music change), you see him carefully examining a post with the INTERSTATE 5 symbol. The camera changes to a close up so you can see him comparing the blue of the shield a a color wheel he holds againts the sign.

    Another scene change. Now Rick is on a bridge, looking down along the road sign attached to its side. He takes out his ruler... suddenly a big ruler fades, phantom-like, into the middle of the screen! The background fades into Rick's pepective, looking down at the road below as the cars drive underneath him--yet the ruler... remains! It moves further away, then closer, and starts to slide to the right as the background switches to the original view of the scene. Rick disappears as he bends behind the sign...

    ...and now a white-gloved hand rubbing a cloth over the pencil-outlined letters "RS"... the camera zooms out... "ERS"... "TERST"... now the camera is so far away that you can no longer recognize the letters. All you see in that same mysterious hand--now attached to an arm--rubbing what looks like dirt on a white surface. Wait... now you can see an outline! Its an interstate shield!

    As the significance of this realization grips us, the rubbing hand fades away to a shadow... and then two shadows... and then none.

    The camera has now pulled back to the point where we can catch a glimmer of Rick's chest--apparantly he is standing by his drawing. He walks to the side, and starts to roll it up--revealing a white shield lying underneath it!

    The camera zooms... we are just able to make out the word "interstate" as the image changes.

    We can now see the letters "ERST", only now in thicker pencil. Some sort of pale coloring lies ever the E... wait! That coloring is actually a sheet, which Rick is now using to cover "RST". You can only see his hand as it sets it down. His thumb rubs the top of the sheet, and then his fingers do the rest. The world becomes fuzzy...

    We see the letters "RST"--the "E" presumably being covered by his hand. A ruler lies underneath the letters, oriented such that the numbers read upside-down to us. He traces along the ruler with a sharp object as hand and ruler and object all fade into oblivion, leaving only the letters. His hand mysteriously fades in and out at different positions and angles, cutting away at the outlines of different letters. A piece of his forehead pops into the scene, and then...

    We see him peeling off the pale covering--yet pieces of it now remain where the letter outlines had been traced.

    Now the angle shifts. We are now looking down at the word "INTERSTATE" from the right. He is applying some sort of pale tan tape to the top of the words. These hands start to fade away as another pair of hands fades in, applying tape to the left side. (The arms remain hidden.)

    The image now dissolves into a completely new scene. We look down at both of his arms and hands donned in white gloves as one hang scoups green paint out of a can being held by the second. A color table lies sprawling open on the wooden table beneath.

    The camera zooms out a little as his right hand stirrs the paint.

    The hands fade away... now we see him (even a portion oh his head!) carefully comparing a rectangle he his holding in his hand to the aforemetioned color table.

    Dissolution steals this image and replaces it with another. We are now outdoors. We can see Rick frow the abdomin up, facing us, and spraying red paint over our eyes. As the image is covered with this foggy red, the image transitions to a more solid red, with the clear white words "Pantone Color 199-200" at the bottom.

    The red disappears as quickly (yet as gradually) as it appeared. We now see Rick spraying red the top of the interstate shield as it lies up-side down against some sort of rectangular prop covered in cloth.

    The spray-paint disappears and the red paint on the sign becomes... green? Ah, no, it is now being covered with a green sheet as Rick sprays the top of the sign blue.

    The red words "Pantone Color 293" fade onto the bottom, ominously, and then vanish as mysteriously as they had appeared.

    A fast fade... now we see him spraying green onto some sort of table lying not far off the tiled ground... and green slowly blends into the scene along with the white words "Pantone Color 340-341" until both dominate... but once they do, the letters fade and a hand moves into our vision.

    The hand peels away... an R! Realization dawns upon us as the angle changes to show him peeling off the letter to its right.

    The scene changes again. Now we shee the shield standing upright, in its glorious red, white, and blue, as his hands, reaching from the top of our vision, cut away an "E" and completing the white word "INTERSTATE" at the top of the sign. He then peels off the last of the border lying at the top on the sign.

    His body now fades into the right of the screen, starting to peel... something from the middle of the sign. The camera zooms into his hands... both hands are now peeling away at...

    The bottom of a 5 appears in our vision, filled with several strange circles. His hand reaches from the bottom of our vision, grabs, and removes one of the circles.

    Our vision grows blurry... now we see the bottom of a drill, as the hand repeatedly squezes the handle.

    Quick fade.. we see some sort of nozzle being pressed against a small disc held by three of his fingers. We zoom in and watch as the nozzle squirts glue which Rick traces into a circle. This being done, the nozzle is pulled away...the scene changes...

    ...and we watch as the same hand now PUTS BACK the circle it had earlier removed from the 5!

    Dramatic music and scene change. We now see Rick from a birds-eye view as he walks along a sidewalk next to a highway... he gets smaller as the camara soars higher. He approaches a hanging overhead road sign.

    Our vision quickly flicks to a new scene, where we now see him much closer, almost completely obscured by greenery as he lays a ladder againts a large, metal pole.

    The scene again changes abruptly, now showing us pole and ladder from a side view. We zoom into the ladder...

    And switch back whence we came. Now Rick is climbing up his ladder....

    Ane now we are like an eyeball floating in space, peering at Rick from a moderate distance as he makes it to the top of the ladder. We see him toss some white object (his towel?) onto a porch under the sign.

    For a single instant, our vision changos, showing him leaning down and doing something next to the left side of the sign. Less than a second later we now see him climbing a stepladdep as he carries the word "NORTH" in white on a green background. It looks as if a piece of the sign was missing (or is it just a board lying against the sign?)...

    ...before we can ponder this thought for too long, the angle switches again. Now we see him from above and to the side as he mounts the right side of "NORTH" to the road sign. (It was a board, by-the-way.)

    The scene has changed again. Now we see him kneeling on the "porch" under the sign on the right side... it looks as if he is prying or pulling a blue shield with a 5 on it out of a black bag.

    The camera again flicks back, now showing Rick as he carries his shield over to the left side. We hear voices.

    Now we are closer to him and see him lifting the shield against the sign... now we are above him and watch as he uses his electric screwdriver to mount it into place.

    We watch from behind as he now removes the wooden board, first on the ladder, then on the porch (a tricky task, seeing as NORTH and 5 were both mounted over it for some reason). The 5 droops to the side... the scene changes and now we watch him fixing it.

    The image becomes blurry and turbulent. Red words appear in two lines along the bottom of the screen: "Camera 3: Mark Concha" and "Driver/Grip: Markus Hays"

    We see, vaguely (since our vision is shaking around) a man on a platform on a metal pole... another man breifly enters our vision.

    Our vision stops jolting as terribly, but is now a touch unfocused. It is now directed directly at the road sign, and zooms in to the man as he walks across the porch.

    Everything becomes much clearer and the words at the bottom disappear. We watch a little above and from a moderate distance (just far enough away to see the entire hanging road sign) as Rick takes down his ladder and carries it back to the right side of the sign. As he is about 1/2 of the way across the scene changes to show him climbing back down the ladder and to the ground.

    Fade to black.

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  23. Re:Hmm by binarytoaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    When you do get started, how about some "Get your fxxkin ass in the far right lane at least a quarter-mile before your exit instead of trying to cross 4 lanes of morning traffic at the last possible second forcing every car up to a mile behind you to slam on their brakes!" signs as well.

    You'd slow down traffic while they tried to read the damn sign :)

  24. Re:How is this art? by DrSkwid · · Score: 3, Informative

    Tracey Emin beat you both to it

    see what Rolf says

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  25. That was *interesects* by shaldannon · · Score: 3, Informative

    Check this map to see our really wacked beltline. Notice the small "triangle" of freeway at the left side of the city between Raleigh and Cary. The uppor portion is the Wade Ave. Extension, which lets people going between north Raleigh and I-40 make the transition without going to the southwest corner of the beltline.

    Now, if you look at the interchange marker right above the words "Piney Points" and to the left of "Caraleigh", you will see where our beltline meets itself at a 90 degree angle. At this point, if you are going southwest on the beltline you literally have to take a right hand turn onto a one-lane clover-leaf to get back onto the interstate. If you don't, you find yourself passing through Apex :) If you are on the southern portion of the beltline going west, you have the advantage of avoiding the clover-leaf design, but you still have a one-lane switch, or you find yourself headed north on I-40 until you reach the Wade Ave. Extension, where you head back west.

    I've been here almost 2 years, and it took me a good 3 months to get used to that.

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  26. Re:Dissapointing by Sir+Tristam · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Kinda dissapointing when The Man agrees with you and concedes that the sign is a good thing.
    I'm going to disagree with you and say that it's kinda inspiring. This was, it seems to me, a textbook case of civil disobedience. The artist thought that something was wrong with the system. Although he broke rules to make his point, his actions provided harm to nobody (and acutally provided benefit). It's good to see the system acting in a mature manner, instead of throwing a temper tantrum and arresting him.

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